It’s 4:30 in the morning and I guess it’s 5:00 somewhere. Why am I awake? I stayed home last night. I went to bed at a decent hour. Well, it was 1:30 in the AM, but that’s a decent hour for me, especially since my usual go to bed time is somewhere between hearing the newspaper guy throw the paper in the driveway and the sounds of a school bus coming to take the parasites to school. But I try to do right and go to bed and all of that stuff (tv was boring) and what happens? I’m wide awake now. Uuugh!

So I guess that means ramble and rant, right? Wow! Trying saying that three times really fast. Ramble and rant right – ramble and rant right – ramble and rant right. Okay, it’s not so hard after all. It just seemed like it’d be harder than it is, but this mouth is used to big things so what’s three little words, right? And I have absolutely no idea where I’m going with this. Sounds like a tongue twister turned to innuendo turned to epic fail. Oops! Moving on.

We had a gun shooting incident at work the other day. I think it was Tuesday afternoon. It all happened on first shift and the details are a bit sketchy as of yet. I’ve heard what my fellow employees have had to say about it and I read the paper on Wednesday, just like everyone else. So people are pissed off about something to do with a child custody case and decide, when they see the person that they don’t like, they decide to shoot at them? I would say “only in Laurinburg”, but people today are crazy and stupid and a bunch of idiotic ass-clowns. If all of the gibberish I’m hearing is even partially true, I’ve got news for the “alleged shooters”. Trying to pump a nigga full of lead in the parking lot of a Nic’s Pic Kwik during the middle of the day is NOT going to help you win custody of a child. All you did was shoot a car and make yourself into a wanted fugitive. Dumb ass! And to really make it bad, since you supposed to be all anti-popo and “f*ck the police” and all of that garbage, you also gave a couple of cops a nice pay-day off the clock for sitting up at the store and being “security” for a few days. So you missed the one you were shooting at and just messed up a car, drew attention to yourself and are now having to run from the law, totally f*cked up any chances of your family ever winning whatever custody problems you were having and put money into the pockets of the police officers.

If being a moronic ass-clown was a place and job, you’d be King Moronic Ass-Clown of Moronic Ass-Clownabia. Dumb ass!

I had an idea for a wrestling faction last night. Yes, I’m going to get in a small piece of this ramble about the world’s greatest sport. I am an “internet wrestling journalist” (whatever the hell that is) after all. I want an anti-establishment group of heels that secure the guidance of a mentor or manager and fight to “beat the system” and get respect in the WWE because they’ve been overlooked and treated like crap by the WWE “powers that be” and they’re tired of it. This is kind of like the Shield seeking justice, but still different enough that it could be a rival gang instead.

First I’d have Christian approach former tag team partner and current NXT announcer William Regal and after cutting the fool for a few minutes, have Christian suggest that he’s been over-looked and ignored by the WWE powers-that-be and suggest that Regal, who has also been relegated to being an announcer even though he’s one of the best in-ring performers of all tme, act as his mouth-piece and manager and that they form an alliance of themselves and other individuals who deserve to be at the top of the food chain in the WWE, but are held back by politics, conspiracies and people like John Cena. Regal agrees and then we have two.

Then we see over the next few weeks as Regal and Christian approach Zack Ryder and bring up how he did everything he was supposed to do to get himself over, but has been buried by WWE management as a result. They suggest that Ryder join their alliance and he agrees.

Next up is Alex Riley. He was so big and so hot and was getting over like a mo-fo, due to his feud with Miz. And then…. he was pulled from TV and vanished due to whatever reasons. We still don’t know. But the guy has all the tools to be big and to be a solid mid-card player. He’s asked to join the alliance and he agrees. Now there are four.

We see them approach Michael McGillicutty. He’s the son of “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig. Why the hell is he working matches on the c-shows and being forced to use that stupid name? He deserves better. He deserves respect. And lo and behold, Joe Hennig agrees and we have five.

And why stop there. Let’s add one more name, for “star power” to the group. He’s “The Worlds Strongest Man” Mark Henry. He’s a former World Champion, but he still gets disrespected. Rather than do as he has and just keep beating people up, not that there’s anything wrong with that, why not be part of a group and demand respect. It could keep Henry strong and in the spotlight, but allow his in-ring schedule to be cut nearly in half and help prevent any injuries, thus extending his career and effectiveness.

So picture this group: Christian, Zack Ryder, Alex Riley, Joe Hennig and Mark Henry, led by the ever-so-dangerous William Regal. Give them a catchy name, like “Excalibur” and they can be tweener characters just looking for justice and respect and they don’t care who they have to run over and take out to do it. Christian and Henry could go after Cena and Ziggler for the main titles. Hennig and Ryder could go after Kofi or maybe Team Hell No for the U.S. or tag titles and Riley could re-start his feud with Miz. Regal could handle the promos, much like J.J. Dillion did for the Horsemen back in the day and we could see feuds with the other groups like 3MB, Ziggler’s gang, and eventually The Shield.

I promise you that if a group like this was to be created, it would not only get over big time with the fans, but would also immediately jump start the careers of all six of these men, give the WWE some instant credible main-event players. People would be going nW who? Four Horse who? Evolutwho? Dungeon of Who?

Okay, maybe not all that big, but it would work and create instant gang warfare all over the WWE. It’s a valid idea with several valid players just ready to step up and be used correctly. Hey Vince, just do it.

And guess what? Now I’m tired again. I’m going to bed (again). Have a great day. Thoughts and comments are welcome.

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