WWE Hell In A Cell Thoughts & Predictions
October 27, 2013
We’re less than twenty-four hours away from the most recent WWE pay per view offering, live from Miami, FL. It’s the WWE’s “Hell In A Cell” event and it’s a stacked and loaded card. Why does the term “stacked and loaded” make me think of Chyna? Hmmm. Time for the predictions. Let’s do this.
*Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton inside Hell in A Cell with special guest referee Shawn Michaels to determine the new WWE champion.
The WWE needs to have a champion and it’s time for this rivalry to be finished, or at least taken to the next level. HBK has promised that there will be a new champion and as the guest referee, his presence adds a lot of energy and attention to the match. Who will be the “face” of the WWE. Well, if Orton “wins”, it’s over. What’s the point for the Bryan fans to continue to pay attention and care? I think we’ll see Orton provoke HBK and in a “fit of anger”, HBK nails Randy with some patented “sweet chin music”. Orton is out and Bryan capitalizes to take the pin, the win, and the WWE title. And thus the rivalry with “The Authority” continues and the fans of the goat faced wonder cheer and rejoice. Daniel Bryan becomes the new WWE Champion.
Winner and NEW WWE Champion: Daniel Bryan
*World champion Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena.
I DO NOT want to see Cena back in the ring as a champion of any sort, but at the same time, lets be honest. Del Rio sucks as the “World Champion”. So let’s have a disqualification finish that sees a third party get involved (Mark Henry would be great here, thus starting a feud with Cena in the process.) Cena wins the match, but since the title doesn’t change hands on a DQ, we see Del Rio retain. Yeah, that works.
Winner by DQ: John Cena (Del Rio retains the World Championship)
Bonus Match: World Championship: Alberto Del Rio versus Damien Sandow
At the end of the Del Rio / Cena match, we have Mark Henry come out and do what he does and destroy John Cena. And destroy Del Rio as well, sending a message to everyone that Mark Henry is back and everyone is going to get their ass kicked. With Del Rio down from being caught between Cena / Del Rio, we see Sandow show up and he’s got that “Money In The Bank” contract. He cashes in and takes out the dazed and beaten Del Rio, thus winning and becoming the new “World Heavyweight Champion.”
Winner and NEW World Champion: Damien Sandow
*CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman inside Hell in A Cell.
I’m so tired of this by now and it’s not Heyman or Punk’s fault. Ryback just sucks! So here’s how it goes. Ryback drops the ball and Punk gets his hands on Heyman leading to a major ass-kicking and a win for Punk. Tomorrow on RAW, Heyman deals with Ryback and we have Curtis Axel and another “Heyman guy” (Brock Lesnar?)take out Ryback. Thus Punk can move on to the WWE / World title picture and Heyman and his crew can help “make stars”, while this whole Heyman / Punk feud gets put on the back-burner for a few months leading up to Wrestlemania.
Winner: CM Punk
*WWE Tag Team champions Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. The Shield vs. The Usos.
This should be a helluva match since all three teams can really go. I don’t see the SHIELD winning back the gold just yet. They control the U.S. title and are part of Steph and HHH’s “Authority” so they don’t need to be tag champs too. I love seeing Goldust and Cody as the champs, but for some reason, I don’t see them being long term champs. So… The Usos? They’re getting some strong pops and can really go (and I’d love to see a six-man tag between The Usos and their dad, Rikishi versus the Rhodes boys and their dad, Dusty. Maybe it’ll happen down the road somewhere. As for this one, I’ll just say that the Rhodes boys continue to keep that belt for a few more weeks as the tag team scene continues to pick up and get crazy.
Winners and STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: Cody Rhodes & Goldust
*WWE Divas champion AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella.
I can see where they would want to put the Divas title on Brie because of the “Total Divas” connection. Also, the fact that she’s dating Daniel Bryan might be a strong factor towards giving her the title. But AJ (and Tamina) are really just hitting their stride as the face of the WWE’s Diva division. I don’t want to see CM Punk’s (alleged) new girlfriend lose her pretty little belt just yet. Save the Bella win for when the show returns to the air and for now, keep it on the crazy chick… cause guys dig crazy chicks.
Winner and STILL Divas Champion: AJ Lee
*WWE Intercontinental champion Curtis Axel vs. Big E. Langston (Kickoff Show)
Big E. Langston is hot and on fire and going to be a big name for the WWE. He’s a great talent, but for now, the IC title should stay exactly where it is and that’s around the waist of the “perfect” Heyman guy, Curtis Axel. He still hasn’t really caught fire yet, but the time is coming. Just gotta keep on keeping on.
Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion: Curtis Axel
*Los Matadores vs. Real Americans.
This could be a fun match. There’s not really any kind of prediction to make as to who wins. It’s Los Matadores all the way. They’re new and hot and just getting that push to get the ball rolling. A loss here and now would be counter-productive to any kind of sustained push and promotion. So we see Epico and Primo, in their new characters, take home the win. And the mini-me dude in the bull suit gets to get a personal one-on-one meeting with Zeb Coulter and his old friend, the whip once known as “Shoe-Baby”. Matadores win the match, but the real Americans win the battle. We the people….
And there you have it, my predictions for Hell In A Cell. It looks like it should be a good show. So what do you think? Who will win and who will lose? Will Cena be a champion again? Will Sandow cash in? Will we see an actual appearance by Zack Ryder or Christian? Opinions and thoughts appreciated. Let me know what you think. I’m out of here so until the next time, stay just too sweet.