Thirty Days Of Dougie III – Day 10: 50 Odd Things Survey
December 2, 2013

50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things
about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. Do you like blue cheese? Cheese is NOT blue and should NEVER be blue. That just sounds absolutely disgusting!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Is that a French cigarette or some kind of blunt? I don’t think so… lol

3. Do you own a gun? Absolutely… two big ones hanging from each of my shoulders.

4. Your favorite song of all time? It changes all the time, based on my mood, but I’ll go with “The Show” by Doug E. Fresh… “Six minutes, six minutes, six minutes Dougie Fresh and you’re on…”…. lol

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? The doctors are the ones who get nervous. I’m fine.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Spray some cold water on them and they’ll cool down pretty quickly.

7. Favorite Christmas song? The “Mr. Grinch” theme… he’s my hero.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Four Loko and Pepsi

9. Can you do push ups? Only when they’ve had time to thaw out after I get them from the ice cream box.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? The Hope Diamond.

11. Favorite hobby? Stalking the cute guys in the neighborhood and trying to make them realize that sleeping together is not odd or weird and is a great way to build a relationship and friendship..

12. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex? Who the hell cares?

13. Do you have A.D.D.? I probably do, but if I drink plenty of liquids and get plenty of rest, maybe it will go away.

14. What one trait do you hate about yourself? My feet hurt!

15. Middle Name? Alan (or is it?)

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.. RAW is coming on, I’m going to watch RAW and this survey can wait!

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. 2 Liter Drinks (only .75 at Wal-Mart), gas and Newports for my BFF.

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Pepsi and milk

19. Current worry right now? I don’t have a job and need one soon… I hate this crap!

20. Current hate right now? That I’m not working and don’t have a job…. geez!

21. Favorite place to be? In the arms of your boyfriend or husband listening to him tell me just how damn good I am.

22. How did you bring in the New Year? I don’t remember actually. Probably working and then coming home most likely. That was 11 months ago.

23. Where would you like to go? To the ABC store so I can up on the liquor.. and then down to Wilmington to be in a place I actually enjoyed living at and out of Scotland Co.

24. Name three people who will complete this? Papa Smurf, Count Dracula and Fred.

25. Do you own slippers? Yeah, but I keep slipping when I put them on.

26. What shirt are you wearing? the blue one

27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Nah, I keep sliding off..

28. Can you whistle? Just put the lips together and blow…

29. Favorite color? the one up my butt… oops! I thought you said “colon” – my bad! I like black, purple and hot pink.

30. Would you be a pirate? Sure, why not…

31. What songs do you sing in the shower? The ones I know (most) of the words too..

32. Favorite girl’s name? Shaniqua

33. Favorite boy’s name? Fred

34. What’s in your pocket right now? Unfortunately nothing..

35. Last thing that made you laugh? I never laugh – I simply smirk and nod… lol

36. Best bed sheets as a child? Clean ones.

37. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Broken heart – never has mended…

38. Do you love where you live. It’s okay..

39. How many TVs do you have in your house? Three I think – one doesn’t work though..

40. Who is your loudest friend? I only have a couple of friends and I’m not choosing between them so… both of them.

41. How many dogs do you have? As pets – none. As friends and aquaintances, many…

42. Does someone have a crush on you? Everyone who knows me loves me…

43. What is your favorite book? The one I’m going to write one day..

44. What is your favorite candy? Baby Snickers (can’t even joke about that)

45. Favorite Sports Team? The Superstars of the WWE…

46. What song do you want played at your funeral? “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus… and I want all my pallbearers to twerk as I’m laid to rest.

47. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Laughing at the memories of laughing at the wrong time…

48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? My body hurts! I need a job!

49. What is your favorite thing to pamper yourself? Get drunk, get loud and get laid..

50. What is something that you want for Christmas this year? Happiness and a job.

And there you go.  See you next time…