“It’s Survey Time!”

I’m bored and wide awake and haven’t done one of these things in a long time so…. 

Can you whistle? But of course – just put your lips together and blow…

Scariest thrill ride you’ve been on? Nights out with James and Danny… And if you know who I’m talking about, you’ll understand.

Where is your favorite place on earth? Snuggled up inmy bed with a certain, very special person.

Whats the last song you danced to? I think it was the theme from “American Dad”.. seriously.. lol

Ever had a stalker? Yeppers, I have had that experience.

Do you own a bike, rollerblades, or skates? No, No and No – but I would like to get a bike again…

Whats your schools mascot? A Scotsman, complete with Kilt and bagpipes..

Play any sports? Did some football in Middle School, but realized that people suck and my anti-social tendencies took over not long afterwards, thus ending my athletic career.

Ever been to a concert? Yeppers, although it’s been quite a while since the last time.

Who did you last hang out with? My bro, Kenneth and my lil’ buddy, Kayden.

How much is your car payment? No payment – my Blazer is paid for…

Favorite thing to do in the summer? Sleep, work, party and get naked.

What about in the winter? Sleep, work, party and get naked.

Something you hate to do? Yardwork – I hate doing outside things, except for chillin’… (at least I’m honest about it)

Last thing you looked at? This computer screen in front of me…

Last thing you spilled? Some cat food earlier tonight (but I had help – her name is Goldy)

Who knows you best? A couple of friends, the man I love, people who read these damn surveys and my blogs… lol

Last time you were in a tanning bed? About fifteen or so years ago…

Who was the last person that messaged you? My bro, Kenneth….

Last thing you put in your hair? shampoo and water (wash and rinse) followed by a brush to settle that crazy-hair down.

Do you own any Barbie’s? I think there are a few around here that belonged at some point to my sisters and / or niece. At least 15 (and more like 40) years old…

Ever had a pogo stick? When we were little, yes..

What credit cards do you have? I have a debit card – that’s all I need.

How many kids do you have or want to have? I’m too old to be a new daddy – no children for me.

What did you do today? worked, slept, watched tv, wrote, read, sold stuff and got neglected by someone I care about.

What do you do when you are upset? write, sleep, read, pout. etc.

Are you keeping a secret from someone close? We all have our secrets…

Have you ever led someone on? Probably, but if so, it wasn’t intentional. I don’t like those kind of games and if I’m trying to flirt or lure somebody in, I have every intention of backing up what I say or offer.

Do you like to swim? Love it!

What’s the last thing you drank? Pepsi..

What would be the best gift ever? To have the man I love come home for good right now rather than have to keep waiting…

Do you prefer to talk on the phone or text? Text – I hate a damn telephone.

Do you believe in global warming? Nope – it’s a myth and fabrication thought up by the liberal media.

What is your favorite farm animal? Horse

What is your current mood? Kind of pissy actually..

Who do you admire? People with the self-confidence to live their lives, follow their dreams and be happy, damn what everyone else might say or think.

Which celebrity would you like to swap lives with? Can’t really think of anyone at the moment..

Are you bringing sexy back? But of course, I’ve always been a truly sexy beast and I know it.

How many best friends do you have? One..

What was/is your favorite subject in school? History and English

Do you sing in the shower? Yeppers – and very well at that..

Who do you plan on voting for? I have to wait and see who’s running first – but I know who it won’t be… A.B.O. (Anybody but Obama)

What are your thoughts on animal testing? Why use animals when there are murderers, punks, thugs and idiots that can be used instead?

Are you photogenic? Not really..

What are your favorite outdoor activities? Going back indoors as quickly as possible..

Do you believe in aliens? Yes, they cross our borders every day from Mexico. WE THE PEOPLE!!

Do you wish on shooting stars? All the time – yes!

Where were you born? Just outside of Cincinnatti, Ohio in a small Catholic hospital.

Favorite smell? A fresh, soapy emlling body just out of the shower..

What noise do you currently hear? That damn cat of mine crunching her cat food in the other room and the sounds of the TV (That Seventies Show) playing.