A Dozen Days Of Dougie (Day 7): March 7, 2016

Well, here we go again. It’s actually slightly past midnight as I write this so this should be what? Day 8? But I was a slack-ass today and didn’t do Day 7 yet. *sighs* It’s always something, isn’t it? Let’s do this the easy way, okay? How about a long, informative and fun survey. Yeppers, my friends. It’s called taking advantage of a loophole and instead of a long winded blog about something that no one cares about, I’ll do a long-winded survey chock full of useless information that no one cares about equally as much. Sounds like a plan to me. So…

A Dozen Days of Dougie (Day 7): Survey Time

001. What is Your Name? Doug (which is why this blog is called “A Dozen Days of Dougie”… lol)
002. How old are you? Too damn old to be worrying about it.
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? Look at the top of the page. There it is…
004. Where are you right at this moment? Sitting at my desk in the living room (and wishing I was in bed.)
005. Choose 5 words to describe yourself . Creative, quirky, thirsty, chunky, skilled
006. Do you smoke? Nope
007. Do you drink? Rarely, unless it’s Pepsi or Kool-Aid.
008. Do you swear? Sometimes.
009. Do you have low self-esteem? Sometimes.
010. Do you get online a lot? More often than I should.
011. Do you like taking pictures? Not really…
012. Do you like to have your picture taken? Not really…
013. Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs younger than you? Yep! I like the young meat!
014. Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs older than you? Yes, I would.
015. Do you think you’re weird or normal? Define normal and then we’ll talk.
016. What do you like least about your body? The belly…
017. What do you like most about your body? My feet – I have sexy feet.
018. Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? Many, many rumors… and some of them were even true.
019. Do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends? One friend mainly.
020. Who knows the most about you? My cat – she knows all and sees all.
021. Who do you trust the most with your secrets? A couple of certain people.
022. Name one person whose arms you feel safe in. My BFF’s…

Have you ever?

023. Been in love? Yes – I was an idiot!
024. Had your heart broken? Yeppers, by the guy I was so in freakin’ love with.
025. Spun until you were so dizzy you couldn’t walk? Yeah!
026. Screamed so much you lost your voice? I have.
027. Done something extremely unexpected? A few times.
028. Been caught doing you weren’t supposed to be doing? Once or twice.
029. Been called a tease? Nope. I don’t tease or bluff.

What what what?

030. What is your biggest fear? Being alone when I get old, spider-crickets and crowds.
031. What was your scariest dream? Reality.
032. What was your best dream? It wasn’t reality. That’s for sure.
033. What is your greatest strength? Resiliant.
034. Do you have any bad habits? All of my habits are bad ones – that’s part of my charm.
035. Do you think life has been good to you so far? It’s had both ups and downs.
036. Do you have any piercings? Not at the moment.
037. What does your underwear look like? Just a gray pair of boxers. Nothing fancy.

Which do you prefer?

038. Jeans or dress? Jeans. I look lousy in a dress.
039. Pizza or pasta? Pasta.
040. Rich or happy? Happily rich.
041. Shower or bath? Shower
042. Family or friends? Friends
043. Kiss or hug? I like both.
044. Bright or dark room? Darkness.
045. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla.
046. Laugh out loud or chuckle quietly? Chuckle quietly..
047. Foreign movies….dubbed or subtitled? Subtitles.

Lastly?

048. Last furry thing you touched? My cat, Goldie.
049. Song you listened to? Bob Segar – “Old Time Rock & Roll”.
050. Last person you talked to on the phone today? My sister, Terri.
051. Watched on TV? WWE Monday Night RAW.
052. Compliment you received? A comment about my writing skills.

More random thoughts…

053. What are your first thoughts waking up? Damn, I hurt! Damn, I have to pee!
054. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Burgandy
055. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they are the opposite sex… lol
056. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Sometimes.
057. Most memorable experience with a friend? Too many to name here.
058. Do you believe in soulmates? Yes.
059. Do you think that it’s possible your heart doesn’t give you a choice with whom it falls in love? My heart is an asshole sometimes.
060. What is something about you that people would be surprised to know? I’m not a total prick!
061. What is one thing you’ve learned about yourself in the last year or so? I’m the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice (unless you’re the guy I’m doing it too..)

And there you go. Day 7 is in the books and I’ll be back later with Day 8. Thanks for reading.

Ubuntu!