A Bit Of Everything Survey
May 17, 2017

Yes, I am bored. I suppose there are other things that I could be working on, like one of my unfinished “Fan fic” stories or maybe a “This or That” blog for the site, but I’m just not feeling those right now. What I’d really like to be doing is sitting in front of a big bonfire, drinking a Bud Light and chillin’ with about a dozen or so of my nearest and dearest friends. The only problems with that are that I don’t drink anymore, I don’t know where we would go to have a bonfire anymore around here and I don’t have that many friends. I have maybe three people, outside of work, that I associate with on a regular basis. I have lots of acquaintances that would be friends if I would let them and quit pushing everyone away by being such a reclusive ass all the time, but so far as friends to hang out with, just totally relax and no walls or pretense, they are few and far between. *sighs* I have a sad life sometimes. I really do want a beer. I’ll settle for my Diet Mt. Dew. Let’s just do this survey thing.
Don’t you just hate that morning mouth taste?
It’s a nasty taste and feeling to be sure. One of the first things I do every morning, immediately after peeing of course, is rinse my mouth out with water and brush my teeth.

Do you have a sore throat?
It actually is a big sore and raw right now. How did you know? I guess I shouldn’t have been practicing my massage skills earlier today. Damn!

What can you hear right now?
That loud-ass TV that is turned up way too loud so my Mom can (mis)hear it and curse the people who are on the news criticizing her President.

What was the last thing you spent money on?
A loaf of bread, drinks and a jar of Molasses. Oh yeah, and tuna too for my cat.

What is something your going to do a lot of this week?
This is my weekend off from work so I’ll be spending a lot of time reading, writing and watching wrestling.

Do you like the singer Bon Jovi?
I’ve never met the man so I don’t know that I like him or not on a personal basis, but I do like his music. He’s a very good singer, songwriter and entertainer.

What is the next concert you’re going too?
I have absolutely no idea. I’d love to see Alice Cooper on his current tour with Deep Purple, but I doubt that will happen. I’d also love to see Steve Grand, but the chances of seeing his sexy, gay ass here in NC are pretty slim too. I guess I’ll know when it happens.

What is your favorite channel to watch on the television?
Mom leaves the TV generally on Fox News so she can get her routine brainwashing, but my personal favorite channels for the rare times I watch TV are Cartoon Network, USA Network and HGTV.

Look behind you, what do you see?
A couple of chairs, a lamp and a mirror.

What were you doing at 8am this morning?
I didn’t get up until a little before nine so at 8, I was still in bed and asleep.

Can you crack your toes?
Not on purpose, but they do occasionally crack and pop. It hurts. I’m getting freakin’ old!

What was the last movie you watched?
Hmmmm.. Mostly, I’ve been watching the series “Once Upon A Time” on Netflix, but that wouldn’t really count as a movie. What was the last movie? I think it was “The Waterboy” last night on the TV.

Was it good?
It was Adam Sandler, from back in the days when he was actually relevant and funny. Of course it was funny. Well, most of it anyhow.

What grade are you in? If graduated, what year did you graduate?
I haven’t been in a “grade” for a long, long time. I graduated way back in 1985.

Have you thrown popcorn at someone in a movie theaters?
Have you seen the price of that stuff at the theaters? It’d be like throwing gold nuggets around. It costs way too much to do anything with except for eat / spill. I’m not a big popcorn guy anyhow. I’d rather just sneak in my own candy, from the Dollar Tree, and munch in peace. And throwing food… how childish is that, really.

How about black liquorish?
That should be spelled “licorice” and no, I don’t like the taste of that stuff. It’s nasty and has only one good purpose, for tying people up to the bedposts and getting intimate with their private parts. Other than that, that stuff is a waste of space.

How does your hair look right now?
It actually looks decent. Jennifer, from “Clips – Haircuts For Men”, gave me a great haircut a few days ago and I’m happy with how it’s behaving. You should go see her, at Clips, in the Scotland Crossing Shopping Center, in Laurinburg. Clips – We want to cut your hair! I have a messy head look going on, but it’s looking great. Thanks Jennifer.

How long till your next birthday?
47 days and counting until that terrible day of sadness and despair.

What fast food restaurant has the best fries, in your opinion?
I don’t know if they would actually qualify as “french fries”, but the “taters” from Nic’s are the best and damn awesome. If we’re only talking about the usual suspects in fast food, then I guess I’ll go with Burger King.

Do you sing along to the songs you know while in the car?
I do, especially during that long trip each month to Southern Pines. But then, I don’t sing “songs”… I do entire albums.. lol

Name five things you do on a regular basis:
Write, read, work, chill w/ my BFF and your boyfriend.

Do you read often?
I think, if you’ve been reading my answers thus far, you already know the answer to that question. Maybe…

Who last IM’ed you?
My last text was from my BFF / bro / heterosexual life mate. My last IM on Facebook was from a woman I know forwarding one of those annoying chain-mail things that I ignore and delete.

Do you think bigfoot is real?
The real question here is does Bigfoot think that we (humans) are real?

Is there someone you wish would just fall off the face of this earth?
Yeppers. A certain pill-addicted, lying, sneaky ass, two-faced biatch that seems to have made it her mission in life, besides being a druggie, a prostitute, a bad mother and a biatch, to make someone I care about miserable. Hell, she should stick with her “Daddy” and continue to make his life hell and leave the rest of us alone. Ooops! Did all of that actually slip out. My bad!

Do you like the show Greys Anatomy?
I’ve never really watched it or cared about it one way or the other.

Are you ashamed of your childhood?
I am ashamed of anything in my life, be it my childhood, my past, my present or my future. All of makes me who I am and is a part of me. No need to be ashamed. Just embrace it, deal with it (good or bad), and keep on keeping on.

What’s the furthest point you’ve ever traveled to?
Physically, I think it was to CT in the upper North-Eastern United States. In my mind, I’ve traveled to infinity and beyond.

Who are you thinking about right now?
That this survey is really, really long and I wish I was doing something else instead, like drinking a beer or maybe your boyfriend. I think I should go fry some chicken.

Is there anyone you look up to?
People who are taller than me.

Are you hungry right now?
Not really, but I am craving some chicken. Oh wait, that’s just your boyfriend. My bad!

Has anyone played a practical joke on you?
Yeah. It lasted almost nine years and I thought it was a relationship with a decent person, but he turned out to be the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever known (and that’s saying something.) A great body, sexy as hell and a total douche. I was in love. What a fucking joke! Ha fuckin’ ha!

Who was the last person to call you?
Actually call… on the phone? Do people still do that anymore? I thought all we do now is just text. That would be my awesome bud Brent, calling so we could do the podcast for his YouTube page.

What did you do last night?
Talked on the phone for over three hours with one of my bestest buds, Brent and his friend, a truly smart and funny guy named Jon, to record a podcast about “Current Events”. It will be up in a day or so at the YouTube.

Do you think you’re good looking?
I have a certain charm and charisma about me and I have been referred to as a “sexy beast”, so yes…

Are you cold right now?
Nope. It’s actually hot and kind of stuffy in here.

How is the weather outside?
Hot and humid and pretty nice actually.

Have you ever had a broken heart? If so, how’s your heart now?
I had my heart broken by the piece of shit I mentioned above. And now, it’s still in urgent need of repair and just kind of there.

Is there anyone who you love more then anything in the world?
My Mom, my BFF, my nephew, my cat and your boyfriend… especially when he’s doing that thing he does so well. You know what I’m talking about.

Do you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”?
Yes.

Do you have a facebook? If no, then why not?
Of course I have a Facebook. How else would I keep in contact with the world, see pictures of cats and know what everyone is having for dinner?

Do you do surveys often?
If I’m bored (like now) or looking for filler material for my site (like now) or if your boyfriend is busy.

Do you have a best friend?
He’s my best friend, my brother, my psuedo son at times, my heterosexual life mate & the Jay to my Silent Bob. I love you Kenneth. ‘Nuff said!

Do you hate it when people ask you question about the war?
War is hell! And so is Wal-Mart.

Are you interested in politics and what’s going on in the world?
I am very strongly interested in both politics and events happening in our world.

Where is the next place you’d like to go vacation?
Up to CT right about now would be great. A trip to Georgia to visit Michael would be great. And I’d love to just go and vanish for a few days at the beach. Any of those would be awesome.

Have you ever gone on a road trip?
Yes.

Name one of your fears:
Those nasty, disgusting foul pieces of trash known as “spider crickets”. Also heights, being alone when I’m old, letting people get too close, public speaking, crowds, enclosed places and coming out of my shell.

When you go to the theaters, do you buy food there? If so, what do you get?
I answered this earlier. I go to Dollar Tree and get candy, if I’m actually wanting candy. Otherwise, I’ll just bring myself a Pepsi.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Maybe four…

Is there anything bothering you right now?
There are a few things going on right now that are giving me some concern, but I don’t feel like talking about any of that right now. Maybe later. Call me!

Where is your sister right now?
Both of my sisters are at their homes, probably watching TV and chillaxin.

Is there any songs stuck in your head right now? If so, what?
Not really.

Have you ever worked a double shift?
Many, many many times.

What is one of the worst things about waking up?
That I actually have to wake up and become part of the world, dealing with reality, both the good and the bad. I’d rather just stay asleep in my fantasy world as long as it’s possible. The real world sucks!

Have you ever felt like/have run away from home?
I wish that almost every single day.

Last encounter you had with a police officer?
I spoke to an old acquaintance at the Exxon a few days ago, who just happens to be a Sheriff’s Deputy. He was off duty, but that would count, right?

Did you answer any of these questions with “I don’t know”?
I almost did, but no, not really.

And there you go. Another long and way too revealing survey complete. I think that now, I’m going to go fry some chicken. Or maybe Shake & Bake. That’s not nearly as messy. Thanks for reading. Check back later tonight or tomorrow for more stuff. I’m down and I’m gone for now. Have a great one.

Ubuntu!