24 Questions Survey 
July 12, 2017
DougMaynard.com

I can’t sleep. I’m bored. I’m going to do a survey. Enjoy!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write the sentence here:

“Instead he maintained he only received a lump of neatly wrapped coal.”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there?

A window blind.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

HGTV – I think it was the house-flipping show.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Around 4:45 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:52 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The clock on my desk ticking and Cher singing on my computer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

It was around 11:15pm and I went to lock up my Blazer and see if Kayden had left his tablet inside the jeep. (He did!)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A video on YouTube – Steve Grand singing “All American Boy”. That man is so freakin’ sexy!

9. What are you wearing?

Black pajama pants. That’s it.

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so. I can’t remember it now, but I remember waking up and trying to remember where I was at.

11. When did you last laugh?

Earlier tonight.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A mirror and a couple of pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I see weird stuff every day. I work with the public in a liquor store.

14. What do you think of reality tv?

Too scripted and not real at all. But that being said, me and my bro would be great reality TV stars. We’ve got that “It” factor going on.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Spiderman – Homecoming. Good movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Pay off bills then invest in chain of c-stores to keep that money coming in. Plus houses and cars for my family and a small radio station just because I’ve always wanted one.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

I’m tired of being gay. From now on, I’m only sleeping with straight men.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?

So many things need to be changed, where would I start? How about eliminate racism. If you want to hate someone, you have to have a real reason and not stupid crap like skin color as your excuse for being an idiot.

19. Do you like to dance?

Only when no one is looking.

20. What do you think of the president?

I think that he’s doing well, all things considered and may turn out to be one of our greatest Presidents of all time when all is said and done. And even if he’s the worst President ever, he’s still better than Hillary.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Theresa Anne

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Vincent Paul

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

So long as my BFF is nearby and I don’t have to socialize with people, I don’t care where I live.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

I was framed! It wasn’t me!

And there you go. Now I’m really going to bed. Have a great night.

Ubuntu!