Random MySpace Survey
July 16, 2017
DougMaynard.com

I just finished watching the new Spiderman movie and I’m bored. It’s too early to go to sleep so I’ve decided to do a MySpace survey of the random nature. Enjoy.

01. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?

A couple of drinks, some chips & gum and maybe some of the mini-me Slim Jims if I have enough money.

02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

A dolphin, cause they cool!

03. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD?

Lucy, because after all, everyone loves Lucy… lol

04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU’RE AT AN IHOP?

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten at an IHOP that I can recall, but if I did, I’m sure that I’d order some kind of hamburger plate.

05. LAST BOOK YOU READ?

Aside from comic books, it’s “Hitman” by Bret Hart. I’ve been re-reading that.

06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?

Make out, get freaky, bump nasties, etc. Yeah, I have been intimate with a few of them.  After all, that’s what friends are for, right?

07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.

Black boxer-briefs that highlight Lil’ Dougie and make him look like a monster… lol

08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED.

I literally hurt all the time so sometimes I don’t even notice an injury until after the fact, but the last one I remember getting was cutting myself earlier tonight, just a small cut, when I was dicing up and cutting onions and peppers.

09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL?

Whichever one could get me out of that damn well the fastest… lol. Probably Kenneth though since he’s my BFF and heterosexual life mate and we do almost everything together anyhow so what’s a damn well.

10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY?

I would actually prefer the symphony right now. I’m in a classical kind of mood.

11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?

A bunch of ducks from the college.

12. SODA?

I’m a Pepsi man through and through.

13. FLAVOR OF PUDDING?

I would love some banana pudding right about now.

14. WHAT TYPE OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

I’m not. My moobies are flying in the wind. And anyhow, it’s too damn hot and stuffy in this room to wear a shirt if you don’t have to.

15. PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION?

I’m supposed to be taking meds for diabetes, depression and anxiety attacks. But due to the costs, I take nothing.

16. IF YOU COULD USE ONLY ONE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

My preferred method of travel, aside from walking, is a car.

17. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?

On Facebook I think it’s like 820 plus, but I’m not sure.

18. HOW MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?

Quite a few actually. Probably about 75%, maybe more.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Crooner Radio and the sounds of Sinatra…

20. MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU’VE WATCHED IN A THEATERS?

I think it was Guardians of the Galaxy 2… No, it was Batman v. Superman.

21. IF YOU COULD INVENT ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A machine that records dreams and plays the images and sounds from the dreams on a screen to be viewed.

22. NAME AN ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU’VE HAD THE HOTS FOR.

Colton Haynes, Taylor Lautner, Steve Grand

23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CITY?

Wilmington, NC

24. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CAKE?

Cheesecake

25. WHAT’S THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW?

Snoopy

26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM IN PERSON?

About two hours ago right before she went to bed.

27. WHO GOT YOU TO JOIN MYSPACE?

It was the thing to do at the time…

28. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?

Sloppy Joe meat with extra tomatoes, peppers and onions mixed in, on top of sliced bread.

29. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RESIDING IN THE CURRENT CITY YOU LIVE IN?

For thirty-six years and counting.

30. IS TOM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?

Well, this is a “MySpace” survey and Tom was on everyone’s friend’s list at some point over there.

31. WHAT’S THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD?

I honestly don’t remember. Probably something to my cat like, “hey baby girl” or something like that.

32. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. WHAT DO YOU SEE?

Window blinds and a window…

33. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT SPENT $100 ON YOU?

I can’t remember. It’s been a while and no one loves me that much. 😦

34. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE TENNIS PLAYER?

I always like Jimmy Conners back in the day, but I don’t watch tennis. How about Donald Trump? He plays tennis sometimes. 🙂

35. WHEN WAS YOUR LAST KISS?

Last kiss that actually mattered – a couple of weeks ago.

36. WHAT’S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BOUGHT?

A couple of t-shirts at Wal-Mart about a month or so ago. I hate shopping for clothes.

And that’s all of it. So I’m through and going to bed. Have a great night and thanks for reading. Take care and I’ll catch you later.

Ubuntu!