Survey Of The Day
July 18, 2017
DougMaynard.com

It’s late at night and I’m sitting here, listening to random videos on YouTube and trying not to fall asleep. I think that all means it’s Survey Time. Let’s do this…

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?

Several people come to mind, but I think right now, that guy who waited on me at Bojangles after work tonight would be a great choice. He’s a cutie to be sure and has a great smile. I’m sure that I could stand him for a day or so before getting bored. And we could definitely find something to do. I love chicken!

2. Who do you blame for your mood today?

My mood today has actually been pretty good. I was sick as a dog this morning, but I started feeling better as the day went on. And who is responsible? I’ll say my cat, Goldie. I don’t know why she gets the credit, but she does.

3. Have you ever seen a dead body?

Unfortunately yes, more times than I care to think about.

4. What should we do w/ stupid people??

Remove warning labels and let natural selection work things out. And quit electing them to public office.

5. How long do you think you will live?

Until I die… duh!

6. What was the first thing you did this morning?

Woke up, I think. Then went to pee. And then went back to bed. It was way too early to get up and stay up. I was tired.

7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?

An ugly shade of brown.

9. Last person you went out to dinner with?

Not sure because it’s been quite a while, but I think it was Tian and a late night visit to the Huddle House. I think I need to start getting out more and doing stuff.

10. Are you spoiled?

No, I just smell this way.

11.Do you drink lots of water?

Yes. I love an ice cold bottle of water and try to switch off between the water and my Pepsi regularly.

12. What toothpaste do you use?

Crest usually, but sometimes Pepsodent.

13. How do you vent your anger?

I cuss, I walk, I scream, I cuss more, but most often, I write.

14. The last compliment you received?

A guy told me a few days ago that I give the best hea… never mind the details. He complimented me on my skills and I rocked his world.

15. What are you doing this weekend?

Working all day Friday and Saturday and watching a WWE pay-per-view on Sunday.

16 When was the last time you threw up?

Earlier today. Told you that I was feeling bad.

17. Is your best friend a virgin?

Not hardly. He’s more of a dog actually.

18. What theme does your room have?

It’s living room mixed with office mixed with I need a life… lol

19. When was the last time you were at a party?

I don’t remember. It’s been a while.

20. Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?

I was definitely a “Mama’s boy”.

21. Would you ever join the military?

I was going to try and join the Navy right after high school, but I caught the recruiter in a lie when we were talking and decided against it.

22. The last website you visited?

I’m listening to YouTube right now, but aside from that, the last site I was at was DougMaynard.com.

23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?

That would have to be Kenneth and Kayden, my BFF and his daddy… 🙂

25. Last person you went to the movies with?

Again, that would be Kenneth / Kayden.

26. What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?

I worked all day at the store and then came home and watched Monday Night RAW.

27. Number of layers on your bed?

Three, I think.

28. Is anything alive in your room?

My cat, Goldie. She likes to stay under my bed when she’s sleeping or not bossing us, her humans, around.

29. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?

Probably forward a week. I’ve got things that I need to do and have planned for the next few days that are going to keep me busy. Let’s get this crap over with.

30. What are you looking forward to right now?

Chilling with my bro tomorrow and maybe getting laid again later this week if your boyfriend is willing (again)… 🙂

And I’m done.

Ubuntu!