Forty Question Survey

July 29, 2017

I’m bored. Let’s do a survey.

FORTY QUESTIONS YOU’VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY

1. Do you know anyone in prison?

I know many people who have been in prison, are currently in prison, have worked in a prison and / or belong in a prison. I’m a person who knows people.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush’s myspace / Facebook?

Yes, I have, but I had permission to do so.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?

It was one night last week. I love me some PB&J…

4. Do you have a desk in your room?

I have a huge ass desk in my living room from where I work and do my computer stuff.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?

It’s not a real party unless a couple of people are naked.

6. What kind of car insurance do you have?

I don’t see Flo anywhere so it’s not Progressive. Let me look. State Farm.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?

Nope. I’m named after General Douglas McArthur and a friend of my Mom’s.

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?

Nope.

9. Do you throw up gang signs?

Only for the Four Horsemen, the Wolfpac and the nWo… cause they’re just too sweet!

10. Have you ever broken a rib?

Nope, I’ve never had that misfortune.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?

Hell, this is 2017 and a person can be either whenever they want. It just depends on how they feel at the moment. Personally though, I’ll stick with my sexy-ass man self.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?

My sister and my oldest brother.

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?

Give me the money. I can rent love.

14. Have you ever had sex in church?

Many times. It gives a whole new meaning to screaming out “Oh God!” and having a religious experience.

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine??

Nope, but I did have a friend that I used to be very close to end up joining the Marines. And my cousin was a Marine too.

16. Do you watch the Grammy’s?

I used to, but haven’t watched them in several years.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?

Hell yes. I’d love to help end the Sanctuary Cities and build the wall. Make America great again!

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship:

Bullshit-fuckery!

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?

Two years older because at my age, twenty years older would be disgusting and they’d probably be dead anyhow.

20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?

I like to eat and I’m fat. Does that qualify?

21. Do you have a porn collection?

Not so much anymore, but before we had the internet, I had an impressive collection of magazines and videos.

22. How many proms have you been to in your life?

Two

23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?

Yes. Race isn’t important to me. It’s the person that matters.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?

I share it with Tom Cruise. Does that count?

25. Are you old enough to vote?

I have voted many times. I’m an old fart!

26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now???

I have some friends who are stationed overseas, so yes…

28. Do you worry about global warming?

Global warming is a fake ass myth.

29. Do you like polar bears?

I don’t know – I’ve never met one.

30. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes… the bastard! But it was his loss. Stupid ass-clown!

31. What kind of birth control do you use?

I only have sex with other guys, thus no chance or worry about having babies.

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?

Either pot or grass.

33. Are you an atheist?

Nope. I’m not the most religious person around, but I do believe in a higher power and am of a spiritual nature at times.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?

Technically, I guess so.

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?

Nope. I’m not a mutant super hero, a millionaire or a TV weatherman. My dreams have been shattered.

36. Do you wear your sweetie’s clothes?

Sure, why not.

37. What’s your opinion on gold diggers?

Put those stupid idiots on the list.

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?

Neither. I am just me.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?

Nope. My jeep is a 1987 model.

40. Do you floss daily?

Unfortunately no, but I do brush at least three times a day and usually more than that.

And there you go.  I’m still bored and going to bed.  Have a great night.

Ubuntu!