Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #88
Random Twitter Q&A
May 29, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Would you eat a handful of cockroaches for $1,000?

For only a thousand bucks? That’s not nearly enough to even make an effort. If the amount is raised to a seven or eight-figure fee, I’ll consider it. For just a grand though? Thanks, but no thanks.

When’s the last time you’ve had a soda?

I’m drinking one even as I type this. A Diet Dr. Pepper and it’s good.

BACON goes with ___?
You can’t say EGGS!

A cheeseburger, a stack of pancakes, waffles, or a meatloaf. It’s all good with me.

Is pooping in a friend’s or relative’s home ok or is it against proper etiquette? Thoughts?

It’s okay if you can’t hold it and don’t have a choice, but for me, I prefer to be at home.

Which movie is the greatest 3-4 hour long movie?

Either Gone With the Wind or Giant. Both are classics, but also so very damn long.

Would you talk to a random person in a movie theater?

I might, but most likely, they would have to speak first.

What percent of Americans do you think owns a firearm?

It depends on what part of the country you’re in, but far more people than most people would expect. I’d say about 73%.

Okay, I’ve invited you to a movie night at my place and YOU get to choose the films. Give me 3 movies we’re gonna watch and in what order.

Blazing Saddles, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and then finally, Deep Throat.

When was the last time you prayed?

A few hours ago when I originally went to bed. I pray quite often these days.

What’s the most elderly person thing you do?

Besides tell the kids to pull up their pants, get a haircut, turn down the music, and get off my lawn? Probably when I just sit in my kitchen, reading the paper, and listening to my Sinatra.

Who is the greatest Batman of all time?

Adam West and anyone who says anything different is a Joker fan.

Do you feel safe with Joe Biden as your president?

Not at all. We’re going to be in a war before he’s through.

Who is the greatest Judge of all time?

Judge Judy. That’s a mean old lady that you don’t want to cross.

Do you have your own bowling ball?

Why would I? The last time I went bowling was 44 years ago. So that would be a no.

Is there anything more cringe than describing yourself as “cis”?

Well, I think describing yourself as a woman when you have a penis is pretty cringe as well. Not to mention describing yourself as patriotic when you’re a Democrat or describing yourself as tolerant and sane when you’re a woken idiot.

When was the last time you walked into a theater to see a film?

When Avengers: Endgame was at the theater. Good movie and I enjoyed it a great deal.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. I’ll see you in a while, crocodile.

Ubuntu!