Tossing Salt Presents:
A Day of Dougie:
Twitter Rant: Transphobia, B&E & More
May 31, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Welcome to a very special Day of Dougie. And why is it special, you ask? I’ll tell you why. It’s special because it’s a flashback to a week or so ago when I woke up, got on Twitter, got annoyed, and ranted for a bit, but never posted it. Yeah, I do that sometimes, but then I have this classic rant where I was in classic form and it’s just sitting there on my computer wasting away, forgotten and unloved.

That is just not right. Not at all. So I’m just going to post it here, call it a Day of Dougie, and be happy. Does that sound like a plan or what? It’s about being transphobic, TikTok pranks, and blocking the highway. And here you go. Enjoy.

I don’t know why I even bother going on Twitter anymore. It’s either woken garbage from the Trans-Community trying to justify the brainwashing and mutilation of children while at the same time, telling me, a gay man, that I’m homophobic because I’m not interested in sleeping with a “man” who just happens to have a vagina. Get it right, pinheads. I don’t give a damn about what a person has between their legs. If I’m attracted to them, I’m attracted to them. But I’m not attracted to brain-damaged delusional morons who live in a land of make-believe and don’t know what gender they are and get mad at me for not wanting to play along with their delusions. I prefer to live in reality and the reality, backed up by DNA and science, is there are two genders, period. Male and female. Anything else is mental illness and just plain sad as fuck. Period!

Did you know that there’s a new thing on TikTok where people just walk into your house to see what kind of reaction they can get? I call that breaking and entering and a threat to myself and my family so here’s a little warning for those idiots who think that they’re being funny and creative by filming themselves invading people’s homes and personal space. All you’re really filming is a death scene because here’s a little warning. Come into my house and I don’t know you or didn’t invite you, I’m planning to shoot first and ask questions later and I’m not shooting to injure. I’m going for the chest or head. If they die, they die. That’s what they get for being stupid.

And there’s another TikTok thing that is essentially the same thing where people get into people’s cars, claiming that it’s their Uber and waiting for a reaction. I can already assure you that if you start climbing into my truck and you’re not one of a very select few or were not invited first, the same rules apply as apply to the house trespassers. Shoot first and wonder why later. Yeah, it’s really that simple. Fuck around and find out. We need to thin the herd of the absolute idiots anyhow and that would be a great way to start.

And there you go. The more you know, right? Yeah, I was very annoyed that day. It happens sometimes, but I feel much better now. So there you go and I’m wrapping this up. I may go do a real Day of Dougie next or hell, I may go to bed and get some sleep. Who knows? But thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. I’ll see you later, Alligator. Be good, my friends.

Ubuntu!