Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #93
Random Twitter Q&A
June 3, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

What strange food pairings do you love that no one else understands?

I like using potted meat as a dip for my Fritos and other chips. I’ve also used Salsa as a dip for my chicken nuggets. I just like a good dip.

Why do you think more females are attracted to broken males?

It’s the mothering instincts coming out as they want to take these guys and “fix them” by looking after them, tending to their needs, and making them into better people. Either that or they know that bad-boy sex is the best sex ever. At least I’ve found it to be so.

How do you relieve stress?

I write I sleep, I listen to music, I meet guys on Grindr, and I meditate.

Who’s memory do you keep alive today and every day?

The people I think of every day and hold dear to my heart include Alex, Kever, Wakana, Matt, Stevie, my brothers Jeff & Steve, my sister Lynn, Sandra, Pat, Howard & Danny, Nathan, and so many others. The halls of my memories are filled with faces and names of these amazing people who were all a part of my world at some point and helped to mold me into a better person.

Do you know how to swim?

I took swimming lessons when I was three so yes, I can swim. At least I could a couple of years ago. Right now, I’d probably just bob around and float around like an old cup.

Should Hanoi Jane have been tried for treason?

I’d say yes, but it’d probably be better just to shoot her.

Favorite board game growing up?

Monopoly, I think.

Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

Telekinesis would be more practical and useful, but I’ll admit it. I’m a nosy ass so let’s go with the telepathy.

What positive qualities do you bring into your close relationships?

Well, I’m funny sometimes. I’m loyal, sometimes to a fault. And the sex is good.

If you could have one talent what would it be? For me, I wish I could sing.

Singing is good, but I think for me, the ability to play musical instruments. Piano, guitar, violin, and bass. Yes, all of them.

Tommy or Jesus Christ Superstar?

Tommy is good, but Jesus Christ Superstar is amazing beyond comparison. I love that music.

If I won 10 million dollars I would _.

Be a happy-ass dude. The bills would be paid off, the house would be remodeled and paid off, and I’d be setting up a studio for videos and a killer-ass podcast. That would be just the beginning.

What if nipples clicked in and out like pens?

That would be fun and so cool. Meet someone and immediately click their nipples. What a great way to say hello.

Do y’all believe men & women can be best friends? without catching feelings?

Absolutely. I have several female friends who I love and respect, but there are no feelings aside from friendship, love, and respect. I know I’m not the only one. It can and does happen.

What’s a rule that you make everyone follow in your house?

I can’t think of any hard rule that definitely has to be followed. We just wing it when people come over. The main thing is to be cool, be respectful, and if you make a mess, clean it up. Otherwise, we’re good.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and stay well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Tiki Bar.

Ubuntu!