Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #94
Random Twitter Q&A
June 3, 2023
DougMaynard.com
Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.
Who is the greatest Joe of all time?
That would of course be GI Joe. He’s a real American hero.
Who is the greatest Wizard of all time?
The most well-known is Harry Potter, but is he the greatest? I’ll go with Ernie Roth, known to the world of professional wrestling as The Grand Wizard. He was a great wrestling manager.
What’s your favorite movie with a courtroom drama plot?
How about The Kentucky Fried Movie? There’s a great courtroom scene in there that always makes me laugh. If I can find the video, I’ll post it here.
Name a soldier/officer that fought or played an important role in the American Revolution.
Let’s go with the big guy, the head honcho, the leader of the Rebel Army, the first President of the United States, General George Washington.
Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
Hell, I already do both quite regularly, so either/or works for me. This is my life already so why change?
Should state/local law enforcement be required to enforce federal laws?
If a law is on the books, that doesn’t mean it’s optional and only has to be enforced if the officer feels like it. So yes, federal laws take precedence over local statutes and should be enforced.
New York is not available, what is the greatest state of all time?
In terms of the greatest state of all time, New York will never be available, and nor will California or Illinois. All three of those states have been turned into absolute shitholes by their governments and they now absolutely suck. So the greatest state? We have our problems, but NC is still, for the most part, a pretty good place to live.
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
Not that I can think of, but then again, I don’t have any gay friends so I wouldn’t know. I’m an outcast from the Alphabet Gang and don’t have many gay couples who I can count on as friends. If I want someone to sleep with, that’s not a problem, but just for chillaxing or hanging out, all of my friends who are couples are all straight.
What color most captures your attention, even if it’s not your favorite?
That dark orange used for safety vests and traffic cones. It is most certainly eye-catching.
Do you believe in gay people?
I know they exist because they keep up ending up in my bedroom or the front of my truck, trying to get freaky with me. Oh wait, that’s just me trying to get freaky with them and letting them have a great experience. Gay means happy and yes, after a few minutes of me taking advantage of and abusing their bodies, the guys are happy and gay. So yes, they exist.
What’s something delicious that hardly anyone knows about?
The Zero candy bar. It’s chocolate on the inside and white covering on the outside and it’s damn awesome.
How do you take your popcorn?
Just a little bit of salt and I’m good.
Without saying your age, What was your favorite show to watch when you stayed home sick from school?
The Price Is Right. Well, that and the Mike Douglas Show.
Are you going to boycott Chick-Fil-A?
No, I don’t do the boycotts unless they piss me off personally. Chick-Fil-A may be run by assholes, but the food is good. If I get the craving for a chicken sandwich, and if the line is relatively short, I’m still going there.
And there you go. My thoughts for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and stay well, my friends. I’ll see you in the elevator.
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