Tossing Salt Presents:
Would You Rather:
Tough Decisions #2
June 3, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Our world is full of decisions that need to be made. Over in the land of Tweets, a lovely lady named Samantha decided to ask a few amazing questions where a choice needs to be made. It looks pretty cool and I decided to take a chance and make a call. This or that? Let’s find out.

Would You Rather?

Eat pizza for the rest of your life, Or lose your taste buds forever?

I like pizza, but every day and every meal? Damn, that’s rough. But no taste buds would be even worse. Give me the pizza.

No more sports for the rest of your life, Or no more electricity?

Electricity is essential. Sports are not a big thing for me except for the King of Sports, pro wrestling, which technically is not a sport. It’s sports entertainment. So take away the sports. I’m still good.

Move to an island with no communication, Or live in a box forever?

This one is tough, but at this point in my life, that island sounds good. I need a little communication every so often though so let’s check out the boxes.

No anime for the rest of your life, Or no social media?

I don’t do anime, but I am internet-famous and love stirring the pot every so often on social media so take away the crazy cartoons. I’ll be quite okay.

Would you rather have 4 hands, Or stinky armpits for the rest of your life?

Four hands would be kind of awkward and weird, but stinky armpits? Deoderant can mask the odors for a little bit and there are some guys out there who are into that kind of thing. Hell, I might even be one of them if the guy is hot enough. Give me the stinky pits.

Drink a cup of dirty lake water, Or Eat a cup of dog food?

I’ll drink the lake water. Hell, I’ve swallowed worse.

Lose your taste forever? Or Walk barefoot forever?

This one is tough because I never go barefoot, but I love my food and other flavors. I guess I’ll keep my taste and throw away the shoes.

Live on a small plot of land in the middle of a HUGE lake, Or on the very top of a mountain?

A small private island or at the peak of a mountain? Another tough one, but I think I’ll go for a home at the top of the mountain. I can wear monk robes and give out life-changing advice to everyone who comes to visit me.

Live in a trash can, Or drink one cup of car oil?

I’ll do the trash can thing. It works well for one of my heroes growing up, Oscar the Grouch. Just park my can on Sesame Street and we’re good.

Never be able to talk again, Or live 50 miles out in the middle of nowhere?

That middle-of-nowhere thing sounds so good right now, but it would get lonely after a while and where would I get my Dews and chicken nuggets? I don’t need to be able to talk. I’d still be able to converse and get my point across when needed. I’ll take the muteness.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and questions are welcome and appreciated. And if you want to throw one at me, force me to make a decision, go for it. I want to see what you come up with and make it good. Thank you. And with that, let’s wrap this up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in the Middle Square.

Ubuntu!