Tossing Salt Presents:
Would You Rather:
Tough Decisions #3
June 3, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Our world is full of decisions that need to be made. Over in the land of Tweets, a lovely lady named Samantha decided to ask a few amazing questions where a choice needs to be made. It looks pretty cool and I decided to take a chance and make a call. This or that? Let’s find out.

Would You Rather?

No more music?? Or no more tv?? (Includes movies too)!

I’d miss my TV and movies, but music is life and I need it far more than I need watching a bunch of actors on a small box or computer screen.

Turn into a woman, Or lose your legs and arms?

I’ve already lost one leg so I’m 1/4th the way there already, right? While I have no desire to change my gender or be a delusional lefty, I’ll go with the transformation to a woman.

Drive in a car with all flat wheels, Or Live like the Amish?

A car with all flat wheels would be a pain in the ass but could be done. The Amish, while I have much respect for their beliefs and abilities to adapt, is something I don’t think I could endure or survive. I’m a lazy ass and I like my computers far too much.

Only speak in pig Latin forever, Or HAVE you to wear shoes 3 sizes too big forever?

I only have to wear one shoe and it’s already bigger than my swollen foot so let’s go with the big foot experiment.

No more fingers? Or no more toes? No prosthetics either!!

I need my fingers to type and write so take away the toes. Half of them are already gone so just finish the job already.

Have no more hair (eyebrows, lashes, all of it) forever, Or fast-growing hair everywhere?

So I can be a hairless freak or a Wookie. What a choice. I would look like Uncle Fester if I went the baldy route so let’s go for the hairy look. Guys like that. Hey, look at me. I’m a bear. Grrrrrrrrrr!

Eat 5 moths at once, Or 5 biscuits at once, no drinks allowed.

Where are the biscuits from? If they’re Bojangles, I’ll take the biscuits. If they’re those canned things, I’ll take the flying bugs. Lord knows I’ve eaten worse over the years.

A bath with a bunch of spiders, Or fire ants?

Just shoot me and be done with it. I guess the spiders would be preferential over the ants, but still. Damn!

Lose your ability to read forever, Or Be broke for the rest of your days?

I guess I’ll stay broke. Hell, I’m used to it already and wouldn’t require any major changes in my life. But I love to read and write and not being able to do so would probably destroy me.

Kiss a horse, Or kiss a giraffe? Both in the mouth, just a plain ol’ kiss.

Well, I’ve kissed many a guy who had extreme similarities with a horse, as in hung like a, so I’ll go with trading a smooch with Mr. Ed. The thought of a giraffe does nothing for me.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and questions are welcome and appreciated. And if you want to throw one at me, force me to make a decision, go for it. I want to see what you come up with and make it good. Thank you. And with that, let’s wrap this up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in the Middle Square.

Ubuntu!