Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #97
Random Twitter Q&A
June 4, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Would you live in a house haunted by friendly ghosts for the rest of your life for $1 million?

Sure. Why not. I’ve lived in a trailer before that had visits from my landlord’s deceased mother and I’ve always been fascinated by the supernatural so a few ghosts, it’s not a big deal.

Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?

I may have moments where I’m excited and outgoing, but if I have to pick a label, I’m absolutely an introvert.

You’re driving 150 mph, what song is playing?

It has to be Sammy Hagar. I can’t drive 55 times three. Hell to the yeah!

What’s something society needs to unlearn and then relearn?

What are men and women? We used to know, but now there are a million different delusional idiots out there. There are two genders, period! Learn it and accept it because no matter what people keep trying to say, that’s the way it is and the truth!

What’s the most ridiculous lie someone has ever told you to your face?

Damn, where can I start? I remember one time that Danny, our local misfit, and crackhead, tried to say that his brother was being “held” by some people they owed money to and wanted to borrow money to “rescue” his brother. He actually said this with a straight face. I cussed him out and told him to leave. That was a memorable moment.

Who’s someone that passed that would have had an awesome Twitter?

Either Joan Rivers or George Carlin would have been awesome.

What are you proud of?

This site. Over 3200 posts and I’ve established a brand with my name and online reputation. It’s not much, but it’s mine and no one can take that away from me.

Would you date an accountant?

So long as he’s cute and funny, and we get along well, sure thing. Why not?

Soft tacos >>>>>> crunchy tacos. Yes or no?

I like the crunchy tacos.

What were your 3 most-listened-to bands or artists in High School?

For me in high school, it was Waylon, Alice Cooper, and David Allen Coe.

Do you keep a journal?

I used to, but looking back at some of them, there are too many names, dates, and details for comfort. I really need to destroy those things. And I don’t need to keep a journal anymore anyway. Now I have a website and can blog. Same difference, right?

Do you think there is still gold in Fort Knox? What else do you think is locked away in there?

There probably hasn’t been gold or anything of real value in forty years. It was probably traded off to aliens for mind-control beads or a blanket or something like that years ago and now all that security to guard an empty box and lead painted to represent pretend gold.

What do you think is the largest heist in world history?

The Presidential Election of 2020. No way that brain-dead basement dummy Pedo got 81,000,000 votes while Trump got 71,000,000 votes. That’s more votes than registered voters. We got screwed!

Cast iron or non-stick?

I prefer non-stick pans. They’re easier to wash when it’s time to clean up the kitchen.

What’s your advice to the person secretly crushing for you?

Tell me already. I’m not good at flirting and all of the small stuff. Tell me directly and I might make you a very happy person.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Pinto Ranch.

Ubuntu!