Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #98
Random Twitter Q&A
June 7, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

What instantly ruins Chili for you?

Corn. Yes, my sister for some reason, likes to add a can of corn to the pot when she makes chili. I think it’s disgusting.

Do you ever just sit and stare at the sky?

Sometimes, I do, yes. It’s called daydreaming or maybe stargazing, or maybe even just looking at the clouds.

What do you miss most about the America you grew up in?

People used to have common sense and respect for each other. Sadly, that has all vanished and so many now just seem to be entitled, ignorant, little prats instead of decent people.

If a restaurant offered you 10% off your bill if you locked your phone away for the duration of your visit. Would you do it?

Easily. I hate a damn phone.

You are craving French fries 🍟, where do you go?

To the freezer in my kitchen and take out a bag of Ore-Ida Crinkle Cut fries. Then preheat the oven to 450 degrees and cook them babies up until they’re golden brown. Mmm mmm good!

Do you think giraffes can smell their own farts?

Only when their heads are up under the covers.

Would you complain about a thrift store price gouging ridiculously so?

I still complain about the Dollar Tree going up on everything by a quarter, so yes, most likely, I would complain about price gouging too.

Name a famous, historic dictator or brutal leader.

Let’s go with everyone’s favorite Uncle Adolph.

What’s a beverage you think everyone just pretends tastes good?

Coffee. I’ve tried it numerous times and it just tastes like nasty, hot mud-water to me.

Should trans people be allowed to serve in the military?

As the gender that they were born, yes,

You have $20 and 2 hours to cook for 6 people, what are you making?

We might get spaghetti. We might get chili. We might get a Tator Tot Casserole. We might just get hot dogs. Who knows? It depends on my mood.

Do you support the new Texas law that puts doctors in prison for performing transgender surgeries on kids?

I would say yes. If an adult wants to mutilate and change their body, go for it. Be happy. But for a minor or child, it’s mutilation and child abuse and anyone who performs that kind of abuse needs to be punished.

What is your number one goal for the coming year?

Stay alive, keep my leg healthy, spend more time with my bro & his family, and be happy.

Do you believe in any superstitions? If so, which ones?

How do I feel about superstitions? Let Stevie tell you in the song.

What’s the best thing you watched this weekend?

Did I even watch anything this past weekend? Lots of videos on YouTube and lots of shorts on Facebook, but I can’t think of anything else. There was this really good video on PornHub with a guy and allegedly his Pizza Delivery guy, filmed with a hidden camera, that had me wanting to call Dominos or Papa Johns. Would that count?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and dirty jokes are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the tennis court.

Ubuntu!