Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #100
Random Twitter Q&A
June 11, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Which one of the natural wonders of the world is your favorite?

Either the Eighth or Ninth, Andre the Giant, or Chyna. Hell, I don’t even know what one through seven is supposed to be.

Is Lasagna a Top 10 Dish of All Time?

It sounds good to me and Garfield. Lasagna is yummy.

Who is the Greatest Fictional Couple of All Time?

Batman and Robin. They’re a couple, right?

What franchise do you think is the most consistent in terms of film quality?

For quality and special effects, I’ll go with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. A few of the movies have been less than great in my opinion, but they’re still far better than most of the other stuff out there.

Should ANTIFA, BLM, and Pride flags be banned from schools?

There should be no flags, except for the United States flag and perhaps the state flag flying in any school, period!

What’s a random thing you say all the time?

“Thank you much!”, and “Apprecigate it!”. My go-to ways to end a sale at work.

How many kids can you take in a playground fight?

Are we talking big kids or small, toddler-sized munchkins? They’re mean, but I take out four or five if I have to. Bring it on, kiddies.

If Trump tells the prosecutor, “I will not run for public office again if all charges are dropped”, would you be ok with that?

Well, we all know that’s what the Biden people and DOJ are wanting to happen, but I wouldn’t be okay with it. We all know these “criminal charges” are a sham, just like the Russian collaboration garbage and the fake impeachments. The Dems and Biden are scared to face Trump in a fair and legitimate election and it’s all about dragging Trump through the mud and throwing anything they can, legal or not, real or not, to get him out of the picture. I’m sure that the offer is out there to President Trump to agree to drop out of the Presidential race and go quiet and all legal matters will be dropped. I just hope that Trump doesn’t go for it and keeps up the fight instead.

If you built a Lightsaber, what color would yours be?

My three favorite colors are purple, black, and hot pink so I’ll go with Purple. Then I can slice and dice someone and at the same time, sing the Barney song to them. That would be awesome.

What instantly ruins a burger for you?

Pickles. They’re disgusting and serve no purpose except to be disgusting and ruin anything they come in contact with. Hold the pickles, please!

Who is the greatest fictional restaurant employee of all time?

“No soup for you!” – The Soup Nazi.

Would you adopt a child left at your doorstep?

If I’m financially able and think it would be good for the child and myself, I’d give it strong consideration. I’d weigh all of my options, the pros, and cons for the child, and if the kid seems cool or is a little snot, and make the decision I think would be best.

Do you prefer fiction or nonfiction books?

I like both, but I’m more of a non-fiction, biography type of guy.

What’s your favorite thing to sleep in?

Your boyfriend’s arms. He’s a great cuddler. Oh, you mean clothes, right? My bad! A pair of shorts and a T-shirt.

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

No one takes me seriously as an internet wrestling Q&A columnist, but no one, and I do mean no one on any website, is more consistent and answers more of a variety of wrestling-based questions than I do. To quote Wolverine from The X-Men, “I’m the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn’t very nice!”. Never settle for average. I’ll never be rich or famous by writing about pro wrestling all the time, but damn, I am good at it.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Five & Dime.

Ubuntu!