Tossing Salt Presents:
Would You Rather:
Tough Decisions #6
June 11, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Our world is full of decisions that need to be made. Over in the land of Tweets, a lovely lady named Samantha decided to ask a few amazing questions where a choice needs to be made. It looks pretty cool and I decided to take a chance and make a call. This or that? Let’s find out.

Would You Rather…

Lose your sense of touch, Or Stay in one room the rest of your life (a normal size room)?

Just stick me in a nice room with a computer, some books, and the essentials and I’m good. Not being able to touch and feel anything would be a living nightmare.

Never be able to eat your favorite food again, Or Never be able to buy another pair of shoes?

This one hits home because I’ll never have to buy another pair of shoes again for the rest of my life already. One leg, remember? So I get to keep on munching and that’s perfectly okay with me.

Swim in the Amazon with only a floaty Or Sleep in a wolf’s den?

I hope it’s a big den because I’m a pretty big guy. I’m sleeping with the grouchy little pack of doggies.

Would you want to be the biggest Rockstar in the world? Or Would you want to be the best athlete (in any sport) in the world?

I’ll let Nickleback answer this one for me.

Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

What good would 150 years into the future do for me? I’m not planning on being around that long. Ten minutes though, I can work with and do stuff. I’ll take that one.

Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

I’ll sing along with every song I hear. My friends, neighbors, and the people around me might not like it all that well, but my cat likes to hear me sing and I’m not totally awful so let’s go with that.

Would you rather have more time or more money?

I have plenty of free time if I would just step back and manage it better. Quit procrastinating and wasting time on stuff that really doesn’t matter. So give me the money, preferably in small bills.

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

Rewind. Then when I do something awkward or stupid, I can go back and have a do-over. It would prevent many mistakes of judgement and hard times.

Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?

Speaking foreign languages means dealing with people and talking to people. Why would I want to do that. I’ll speak to the animals. They’re far better company most of the time anyway.

Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?

As screwed up as this world is and is becoming, why would I want to extend my alloted time as a part of it? Give me the big lottery win to enjoy a few perks, have some good times, and help some people during the time I have left. Show me the money!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in Aisle 8 at the K-Mart.

Ubuntu!