Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #103
Random Twitter Q&A
June 15, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

If you were a fashion icon and whatever you wore would become a fashion trend, what fashion trends would you start?

I guess I’d be bringing back shorts, t-shirts, and the occasional polo, and rocking it with one leg. I don’t do fancy or fashion.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

I like mornings and I like late at night. The time I have trouble with would be the afternoons and middle of the day. The only thing it’s good for is naps.

What’s your favorite soup?

Bean w/ Bacon. And after that, vegetable soup, but it has to be homemade. That crap in the can just won’t cut it.

Do you ask your spouse’s permission before you buy things?

I have no spouse so I do, say, and buy what I want. Dobby is a free elf, I mean, Dougie is a free elf. Hell, you know what I mean.

Who is the greatest Bus Driver of all time?

Does cheese belong on tacos?

Shredded cheese does, yes.

Do the people you love know that you love them?

I hope so. I’m not the most emotional or loving person in the world, but I try to let them know in other ways, with my time, my attention, my money, my mouth, etc.

Would you eat a handful of Ghost Peppers for $10,000?

Yeah, I probably would. I’m an idiot sometimes.

If you can go back to the 1970s for one night, who would you go see?

I had to think on this one, but it came down between The Rat Pack (Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis) or Elvis. I think I’d probably end up going to see Elvis.

Do you use Bar Soap or Body Wash?

I use both. I like to be clean.

What’s a song that is about food or that mentions food?

This 1970s classic is by a man named Larry Groce. It’s called Junk Food Junkie.

What advice would you offer to someone who is falling in love with you?

One word. Don’t!

Name a song with a basketball player in the title or the lyrics.

From Cheech & Chong, here’s a song about Basketball Jones.

Do you feel discriminated against?

For being fat, handicapped, gay, white, old, Republican, a wrestling fan, etc. How about all of the above? And yes, sometimes, I do. It’s 2023 and I’m supposed to be the victim and feel oppressed and discriminated against by anyone and everyone who doesn’t bow down to me and may disagree for any reason. It’s the way things are done now. It’s in the rules lol.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the supermarket. Love you, mean it.

Ubuntu!