Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #104
Random Twitter Q&A
June 15, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Are you the type of person who folds toilet paper over or under?

To be honest, I’m not sure. I’ve never really paid attention to how I fold it. I just do it and then proceed to wipe as needed. Does it matter so long as it gets the job done? I don’t think so.

Are you still a fan of Dwayne Johnson’s movies? Or has he fallen off for you?

I watched Black Adam and it was pretty good, but for the most part, I’m not a big fan of most of The Rock’s movies. Most that I’ve seen have been pretty decent and The Rock is still a very charming and charismatic presence on that silver screen, but a movie has to have more going for it than just one actor, even if that actor is The Rock.

What is the best food combination you’ve ever tried that others might find strange?

Peanut butter and bologna. Yes, it sounds nasty, but I liked it as a kid and it’s pretty decent. Try it, you’ll like it.

Who is the greatest fictional animal of all time?

From the world of Sesame Street, how about Mr. Snuffleupagus?

Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?

I think it depends on the person, the context of their cheating, the status of their life and relationship, and many other things. For some people yes, and others, probably not. It has to be determined in a case-by-case situation.

Who is the GREATEST entertainer in ROCK HISTORY?

Alice Cooper. ‘Nuff said!

Would you rather live alone or do you prefer having someone else there?

It all depends on who the other person is and why we’re sharing a residence. I love my family and I know that by sharing a home, I’m helping them and doing the right thing. But honestly, I’d rather live alone if I could.

If your friends created a band, what would it be called?

I think it would depend on which friends we’re talking about, but if I was asked to provide a name, I’d probably go with something simple and to the point. How about, “Damn Cat!”.

Do you agree with this statement: “People are generally good”?

I think most people do have a good heart and can be counted on to do the right things and be good to each other. Unfortunately, there are far too many assholes who don’t have a heart, don’t have any respect for themselves or others, and think they’re victims and everyone owes them something that makes it bad for the rest of us. We can’t let ourselves be good because those morons I just spoke of will swarm in like the rats they are and try to take advantage.

What do you call it when you’re on the brink of civil war, revolutionary war, and world war all at the same time?

I call it the United States, under Pedo In Chief Joe Biden, in 2023.

If you were reincarnated as an animal based on your personality, what animal do you think you would come back as?

A Grumpy Ass Care Bear.

Are schoolyard fights an important part of a young boy’s development?

Interactions with other people, both positive and negative, are all very important in helping a kid grow up and be able to deal with life, so yes. A kid needs freedom to make mistakes, and different groups of people to associate with to develop into a healthy adult. And yeah, the occasional fight is all a big part of that. It’s life.

Jack Daniels or Jim Beam?

I’m more of a Jack Daniels guy than Jim Beam. I won’t say no to either, but Jack has been a good and loyal friend for many years.

What do you miss most about being young?

Being able to move without hurting, plus I used to have friends to hang out with, talk to, and just do things with. I don’t have that anymore.

Who would win a fight? A Gorilla or a Bear?

Damn, that would be a brutal fight. I have no idea who would win. I guess I’d go with the bear for the bloody victory.

And that wraps up another one. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Stay well, my friends and I’ll see you on the boat ride.

Ubuntu!