Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #106
Random Twitter Q&A
June 16, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Do you believe artificial intelligence will eventually surpass human intelligence?

The way things are currently going, yes. Computers and machines are getting smarter while people are getting dumber with each passing day. Big Brother will be taking over.

What are your favorite strategies for maintaining a healthy work-life balance?

I take my meds like I’m supposed to, try to eat right, and on the days I’m working, try to make sure I get enough sleep.

Settle the debate. Fries or onion rings?

I prefer the Onion Rings.

Does this new indictment make you want to support Trump more?

It’s just more proof that the powers that be are scared of Trump and are deranged as fuck. And yes, I support Trump even more as a result.

Would Elon Musk Make A Better President Than Joe Biden?

A steaming pile of shit would make a better President than Joe Biden so yes, Elon Musk would as well. How could he not be better?

Do you think the whole concept of “Pride” and the imagery around it including the original pride flag has been ruined by TQ+ ideology?

The TQ+ crowd has hijacked the entire movement and destroyed any progress made by the efforts of gays over the past fifty years. No one in their right mind should want to groom children, butcher kids, and live in a land of make-believe and delusions, but these damn jokers are demanding to do just that and they’re dragging everyone else down with them in their insane little movements. I’m gay, but honestly, I’m scared to admit it because of the actions of those perverted freaks and I’m afraid someone might try and associate me with those assholes. So have the sick bastards ruined the concept of Pride? Damn straight!

On a group vacation, friends and such, are you the organizer, the idea person, or just tag along?

I don’t do group vacations and if I was to do one, I’d probably just be the tag-along.

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

The Battle of New Orleans, in 1814 between the United States and the British. Thank you, Johnny Horton, for making me learn about that.

Would you rather pause, rewind, or fast forward your life now?

How far can we go back? I would probably love to wear that rewind button out and make several changes in what has been my crazy little life.

Remember the VH1 series, Divas Live. If you were told to put together a mega-concert for this series, what 8 artists would you feature?

I’d make it a tribute to Tina Turner because she was incredible. And my lovely ladies performing would be Cher, Mary J. Blige, Dolly Parton, Cyndi Lauper, Miley Cyrus, Rickie Lee Jones, Gretchen Wilson, and Lita Ford.

What’s your favorite gangster film?

The Little Rascals. Hey, they started as “Our Gang” and it doesn’t get any more gangster than that.

Which activity consumes most of your time?

Sleeping, being depressed, and overthinking every aspect of my life.

What was the craziest nickname you got?

I used to date these two brothers who called me “Cupcake” since there was already another guy named Doug who was part of their group. They called me that because I was so damn sweet.

Who do you think the 2024 GOP VP running mate should be?

Assuming that Trump is the candidate, the best option for a running mate would be either Governor Haley from South Carolina or Senator Tim Scott. An Indian woman or a black man. The liberal heads would explode as that would take away most of their delusional charges of racism or sexism.

What hurts more than a breakup?

Getting your balls caught in the zipper. Either that or the death of a sibling or parent. The first is physical pain and the other is mental and rips out your very soul, but both are incredibly painful and hard to handle or recover from.

Do you drink coffee?

To paraphrase the legendary Count Dracula, I never drink… coffee.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Massage Table.

Ubuntu!