Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #107
Random Twitter Q&A
June 18, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Who is the greatest fictional chef of all time?

My long-time close and personal friend, Carmen. Oh wait, he’s the real thing and this question said fictional. My bad! Let’s go with the Muppet Master of Kitchen Shenanigans, The Swedish Chef.

Should it be illegal to take small children to Pride parades in their current form?

Yes! The kind of chaos and perverted hijinks that the Pride parades have become should not be exposed to children. For adults, hell yeah. Go for it! But kids should not be sexualized or exposed to naked bodies simulating sexual acts. Let them be kids, damn it!

You have 20 minutes to interview one athlete, who do you pick?

The late, great Harley Race. Harley was an 8-time NWA World Champion and self-proclaimed “Toughest Man on God’s Green Earth”. He wasn’t lying.

The smartest person in the world or the richest person in the world?

Most people of that level of intelligence are not happy people. I’d rather have the money and have all the smart people working for me.

Who is the most beautiful actress of all time?

That’s a hard call because beauty is subjective and an opinion. But my choice would be former Charlie’s Angels star Jacklyn Smith.

Guardians of the Galaxy or The Avengers?

What a battle this would be. If we’re talking about the movies, then the Guardians of the Galaxy would come out on top in an epic battle. If we’re talking about the comics, The Avengers would have a strong edge.

Who is the most handsome actor of all time?

Again, this is all subjective and opinion, but I would go with James Dean. Woof!

Is it cake icing or frosting?

It’s frosting to me.

How would you feel if Biden passed a law that required people over the age of 65 to pass a specialized driver’s test to keep driving?

For age 65, I wouldn’t support it. But for drivers over the age of 70, I would support it for maybe every three years.

Are Peanut Butter Cups a Top 3 Chocolate Candy?

Not for me. I’m more of a Snickers or Zero Bar guy myself.

How many pets do you have? What are their names?

I currently have three fur babies. Their names are Mouthie, Storm, and Sparky.

What is the number one green fruit or veggie of all time?

Does lettuce count? Let’s go with grapes. The grapes are yummy.

Name a job title that people think too highly of themselves for.

Police officers. Some officers are cool, but far too many get that badge and go on that power trip thinking that they’re gods or something like that. Politicians too. They think they’re the rulers of all when they’re supposed to be working for us.

When was the last time you smoked something?

I can’t remember really. It’s been at least three years ago and I’m sure that drinking and stressing were both involved. That would be the only time I would ever smoke.

Who’s the most famous person that something you said got them butthurt?

Two names immediately come to mind. Tammy Sytch, aka Sunny from the WWF, got pissed and blocked me on Twitter after I made a joke when she said something about writing a book and trying to get people to send her money to help her. My joke was something about going to jail and having plenty of time to write her book. I forget the actual line, but she cussed me and then blocked me immediately. And the other is supposed wrestling journalist Sean Ross Sapp. He and Disco Inferno were going back and forth on Twitter and Sapp was being his usual obnoxious asshole self and was talking about how Disco never mattered in the world of pro wrestling. I pointed out that Disco was a multiple-time champion in WCW and appeared regularly on television during the Monday Night Wars while Sapp was nobody important and was just another wrestling hack wannabe. He blocked me immediately. Punk!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Take care and be well, my friends. And with that, I’m out of here. I’ll see you in Aisle 7 at the Home Depot.

Ubuntu!