Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #110
Random Twitter Q&A
June 22, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Milk and Eggs are not available, what Two things do you always have in your fridge?

There will always be bottles of water and ketchup. Cheese too. Okay, I know that’s three things, but those are the things that are always there.

Who is the greatest fictional mayor of all time?

Mayor Adam West on Family Guy.

What’s the best drink of all time?

So many things come to mind, but none of them are possible without water so let’s go with that.

Do you think the Democrats are becoming a party that defends pedophilia?

Look at the recent bills being passed in California and look at who the current occupier of the White House is. Now what was that question? A thousand times, yes.

Would you rather live in a nice house in a boring town or a rough house in an exciting town?

A nice house in a boring town. I live in Laurinburg. I like boring.

Would you trust Witness Protection if you had dirt on the Bidens – or the Clintons?

These days, I wouldn’t trust them regardless of who they were allegedly protecting me from, but if it was Biden or Clinton, definitely not. They would just lead you to the slaughter and death would be soon in coming.

Do you use the dishwasher or wash by hand?

The dishwasher is there to store plates, cups, and bowls. The dishes are washed by hand.

Would you rather make a call or send a text?

I don’t like phones and would rather cut myself repeatedly with a rusty fishing knife than have to talk on the phone. Text, please.

If you attempted to break a World Record, which one do you think you could beat?

The longest blog about absolutely nothing at all? Or maybe the most sexual partners at one time. Hell, if you’re going to do something, go big, right?

Should there be an age limit for our President?

Not so much an age limit, but regular checking and tests for both medical and mental health with the results being revealed to the public.

What is the greatest fictional world of all time?

My “Avenging Shadows” universe, a combination of Marvel Comics and the series, Dark Shadows, as described and presented in my fan fiction stories at FanFiction.net, under the writer name of TSFiction19. Check them out if you get the chance.

Who is the greatest vampire of all time?

Since I just mentioned Dark Shadows, let’s go with Barnabas Collins.

In your opinion, what makes a person unattractive?

A bad attitude, a loud and hateful mouth, and being an idiot.

What is the greatest rap song of all time?

This classic by Doug E. Fresh. This is called the show.

Who is the greatest fictional grocery store worker of all time?

Dante from the movie, Clerks. He’s not even supposed to be here today.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Boat House.

Ubuntu!