Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #127
Random Twitter Q&A
July 12, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

What’s a great “live” album you think everyone should hear?

If you’re a fan of country music, then “Willie and Family, Live”, is the album you need to hear. It’s late 70s Willie Nelson live and also features Emmylou Harris and Johnny Paycheck. It’s nothing fancy, but you just feel as if you’re there, listening to Willie sing, banter with the crowd, and putting on one hell of a show.

When was the last time you had a gut feeling about something that turned out to be correct?

A long-time friend asked to borrow some money and despite my trepidation about doing so, I decided to take the chance. And now, at least once a week, they’re texting and asking if I can “help them out” again. I like these two and the husband is a guy I’ve known for over thirty years and never had any issues with at all, but this is getting old.

How do you unwind when you are feeling overwhelmed?

I either sit here at the computer and write, go get in my truck and drive, or go to my room, turn on the fan, and just lay there in the darkness and reflect.

What instantly ruins a pizza for you?

Those nasty dead little fishies that some people seemingly enjoy. Well, I’m not one of them. Just load up the meat, the cheese, and some pineapple, and put those dead fishies in the garbage where they belong.

Who is the greatest fictional bully of all time?

Let’s go with Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. Yes, he had a reason for what he did, but the way he tormented poor Neville was beyond mean.

What is one word that is mispronounced that drives you crazy?

Skreet. Skrawberry. Skraw.Take your pick. There’s a “t” in those words. Use it!

If cheese is not available, what are you putting on your burger?

Ketchup, mustard, chili, slaw, and bacon. I don’t need no freakin’ cheese.

Ok…let’s settle the debate…what do you keep your AC set on at your house?

If my elderly Mom is here, who is ALWAYS cold, we keep it set to 75. And if I’m alone, it goes down to 70. I like it a bit cooler.

What are 3 countries on your bucket list to visit?

I’d be scared to travel to any foreign country these days, but if I was assured of avoiding the crazies and just having good times with good people, I’d love to travel to Greece, The United Kingdom, and Japan.

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see that Rob Reiner is trending?

That he’s an idiot, a brain-dead piece of garbage and he’s full of shit and probably lying about something. And then I’ll check the Twitter feed and find out that I was right.

If you randomly found $50 in your pocket, what would you do with it?

Put it back in my pocket and carry on. It’s there for a reason and I’m sure that I originally put it there for a purpose, even if I can’t remember what it was.

Do trans men have small man syndrome?

Trans men are just women who have deluded themselves into pretending they’re men, so having small man syndrome is definitely a possibility along with many other mental illnesses. I think it’s more just penis envy and being a crazy bitch, but what do I know?

What doesn’t make any sense to you?

How screwed up this world has become where if you live in fantasy and delusion, you’re considered normal, but if you accept reality and have the slightest bit of common sense, you’re the bad guy and evil. This world has gone insane.

What instantly ruins a first date for you?

When he turns out to be a she. Instant buzzkill for me.

What is your bedroom situation?

I have one. It’s small, dark, cool, and a bit crowded with stuff I really should get rid of, but can’t bear to part with. And it’s perfect for one full-time occupant and the occasional guest. Do any cute guys want to volunteer to be my guest? Let me know.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap things up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in sporting goods.

Ubuntu!