Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #135
Random Twitter Q&A
July 24, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Name an addiction other than drugs or alcohol.

There are so many to choose from. Sex, food, adrenaline, cigarettes, gambling, and stealing all come to mind. Let’s go with green eyes and sexy butts. Those are my addictions.

Who is the greatest Lawyer of all time?

What was Andy Griffith’s character’s name on that show where he was old? Matlock? Yeah, that’s it. We’ll go with either him or my families personal lawyers, Dewey, Cheatum, and How.

What’s your best ethically gray life hack?

Hell if I know. Probably, your boyfriend.

How many hours do you sleep regularly?

Usually two to three hours at a time. I sleep in spurts.

What’s the worst smell you can have in a house?

The smell of death and someone dying. It never truly goes away.

What TV show did you try to get into but ultimately couldn’t?

I watched Martin once or twice, but it just seemed stupid to me. The same goes for Supernatural. I should like it, but the few episodes that I have watched were ‘eh at best.

If you had $2 for every person you’ve slept with this year, what could you buy?

I haven’t “slept” with anyone so I guess I wouldn’t be buying very much. If you change slept to “got intimate with”, I’d be able to do a little better. I could get a Taco & Burrito Cravings Pack from Taco Bell. I’d have to add a dollar though.

How many different states have you lived in?

I’ll say five. North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio, West Virginia, and Connecticut, even though that last one was just for three weeks.

Do you believe they have ways to control the weather that they are not telling us about?

I believe there are a lot of things our government and scientists can do and are capable of that they don’t want us to know about.

Which is more important to you your convenience or your health?

It’s a combination of both as I want to be healthy and am pretty good about doing what I’m supposed to be doing, but if it’s too annoying or inconvenient, I’ll sometimes forget or say screw it.

Name one chain restaurant that you refuse to eat at.

Why stop at just one? I currently will not go to Wendy’s, Mcdonald’s, or Hardees. Burger King is on the borderline of boycotting and Bojangles isn’t far behind either. Yes, I tend to hold a grudge for bad service, bad food, bad manners, or not being able to count change or get an order correct.

What is your favorite hobby?

Reading, writing, or the guys from St. Andrews University or on Grindr.

What was ruined for everyone by one single person?

Having a guy come over for pictures and a movie. Damn you, Jeffrey Dahmer!

Where’s the beef?

At the grocery store costing nearly 8 bucks a pound. And at the grocery store is where that high-ass cow meat is going to stay. Ain’t nobody got the money for that.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap it up for now. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in the kiddy pool.

Ubuntu!