Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #138
Random Twitter Q&A
July 24, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Do you eat fish sticks?

Do I look like a gay fish to you? Okay, I do actually eat fish sticks, but I’m not a damn fish.

If given a choice between yeast rolls and cornbread which do you choose?

Cornbread is okay, but give me those yeast rolls. Those things are good!

What state would you never move to no matter what?

Both New York and California are hell-no states for me. Washington and Oregon would fall into that category too. No living on the West Coast for my southern redneck ass. Those people are damn crazy!

Is it too early for tacos?

It is never too early for tacos.

Do you believe that climate change is a political agenda?

Absolutely. It’s all made up of stats and lies, but if the government taxes you more, take your money, and raises prices, they claim that they can “fix it”, but it always ends up being pay first and no results or actions later.

What is one thing everyone can agree that it’s bad?

I would say pedophilia and child molestation, but hell the Dems think that Minor Attraction is normal and okay. So, let’s go with Justin Beiber. Yeah, I think we can all agree on that.

What was normal when you were a teenager but rare or nonexistent now?

Manners, respect, courtesy, honesty, and common sense. Take your pick.

What’s going to be the next retro thing that comes back into popularity?

Hippies hang out in groups, acting like a cult, and doing dangerous drugs. Just look at the West Coast. It’s already started.

Snickers aren’t available, greatest candy bar of all time?

The Zero candy bars. They’re backward, different, and delicious.

Is “Let It Be” by The Beatles a better SONG than “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin?

It’s like comparing apples to bananas. Both are great and it all depends on what you’re in the mood for.

You’re forced to move to another country for the next 5 years. Where are you going?

I don’t want to go anywhere outside the United States, but if I had no choice, I guess it’d be Mexico. I’ve always had a thing for those Spanish guys.

Do you still support Chick-Fil-A?

I always have. Their political views may be whack sometimes, but I go there for the food, not to be lectured or preached at. Those sandwiches are good!

Coke versus Pepsi. Which one is better?

Pepsi.

Would you rather tell a lie for a good reason or tell the truth for a bad reason?

I prefer to always tell the truth, regardless of the reason. Then I don’t have to try and remember what I said.

If you went into a coma and woke up in the year 2120, what would be the first thing you would want to know?

How are Keith Richards and Willie Nelson doing?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to share, like, and subscribe. Thank you. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Shrieking Shack. Be good.

Ubuntu!