Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #140
Random Twitter Q&A
July 28, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

What’s romanticized in modern culture but really shouldn’t be?

Smoking pot and pretending to be a gender that a person isn’t. The pot stinks and kills brain cells and the transvestitism is brain damage taken to the next level and needs mental health, not acceptance.

Who is the greatest clown of all time?

That idiot in the White House. Okay, I’ll stop. How about Bozo.

Do you have anger issues?

I’ve been told that I do, but I don’t think so. Just quit being stupid and don’t piss me off and there will be no issues at all.

How do we solve a problem like KAMALA?

A bullet. Okay, I’m kidding (really). She needs to be removed from office and kicked to the curb, replaced by someone who is at least semi-competent.

Which city has the best pizza?

I don’t know. Whatever city I’m in whenever I get a craving for pizza, I suppose. When you get a craving, you take what you can get and are happy with it.

What’s the greatest fictional sport of all time?

What’s that game they play in the Harry Potter movies? Quidditch? Let’s go with that.

What’s the best part of a Brownie? The center or the edge?

The edge. That extra-crispy crunch makes all the difference.

How good are you with spice? On a scale from 1 to 5, 5 being the hottest, how hot can you take in your food?

I’ll go with a 3.5 rating. I like it a bit hot and spicy, like my men, but I want to be able to taste it and not just be burning in the mouth and throat.

What is the last dream you remember?

The weird ass one that I had a few minutes ago before walking into the kitchen and my computer. Nurses and doctors. My neighbors. Trapped in an office because of a “white-out”. It was pretty odd.

Would you rather talk like Darth Vader or speak in the language of the Middle Ages?

I’d like to talk like Darth Vader. Then, I could get a job doing voice-overs and saying, “This is CNN!”.

Do you share your food with others? Why or why not?

If I cook, I make enough for everyone in the house to share. I don’t want anyone to go hungry.

What’s something that no one wants to hear, but everyone should?

Truth!

What’s the best thing you could tell someone to cheer them up when they are feeling down?

I’m not the best person to ask for a pep talk, but I’ve found that a simple “I love you!”, works wonders.

Would you rather tell a lie for a good reason or tell the truth for a bad reason?

No lies, but the truth always, regardless of the reason.

What is your least favorite chore?

Probably cleaning the bathroom. I don’t really mind, but it gets pretty disgusting sometimes. It’s a necessary evil.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap it up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the ball park.

Ubuntu!