Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #142
Random Twitter Q&A
August 2, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

If you were offered 5 million dollars to eat nothing but breakfast foods for the rest of your life, could you do it?

Easily because what is breakfast food, but what a person eats for their morning meal, sometimes it’s bacon and eggs, sometimes it’s a breakfast burrito, sometimes it’s Pizza, and sometimes it’s fried chicken. Any kind of food can qualify and be considered breakfast food. So yeah, give me the money and I’m in.

Team Pancakes or Team Waffles?

I like pancakes. Cover them with butter and syrup and start munching.

Do you enjoy trying new foods, or do you prefer to stick to familiar dishes?

I’m not good with change or new stuff. I’ll stick with what I owe.

Do you prefer cooking or doing the dishes?

I prefer to cook, but I despise dirty dishes and clean up as I go along, so it’s all part of a package deal.

What were some of your favorite cartoons growing up?

I was into the Super Friends, the Laff-A-Lympics, and the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show. I liked my cartoons. I still do.

What is socially acceptable but shouldn’t be?

Walking around in saggy pants with the ass hanging out. That does NOT look good and is NOT attractive. It makes you look like an idiot. Pull those damn pants up, already.

Can women actually have a penis?

Only if they hack it off a real man and put it in a jar. Women DO NOT have penises.

Are liberal men better in the sack?

From my experience, Nope. The redneck country boys tend to be the most fun, followed by the blue-collar workers who work with their hands and members of the military. Whiney-ass liberal boys are too busy crying and being scared of reality or their own shadows to keep up their sexual exploits and skills.

Describe your current state of mind in two words.

Depressed & Lonely.

What is your go-to “comfort show” when nothing new is on to watch?

Family Guy is always good to lift the spirits. And South Park is good for a chuckle as well.

Should people wear shirts with singers/bands on them when they don’t know who the band is or can’t identify a single song by that person?

If you don’t know the singers/band and can’t name a song or two by that person, don’t wear the gear. You look like a phony, a loser, and a dumb-ass.

You ever just stop typing halfway through a reply and realize it just ain’t worth the headache?

Far more often than I probably should, but I’ll be doing a reply to a text or a message on FB or Twitter and it’ll hit me, why bother? It’s not worth it and I’ll just stop. I don’t want to bother anyone or be a nuisance,

What profession brings the worst out in people?

Being a police officer or person of authority or power. It puts people on a power trip and they become ass-clowns and hard to deal with.

Joe Rogan says January 6 Capitol riot was a setup to bring down Donald Trump. Do you agree?

He’s 100% correct. Trump officials suggested the National Guard. Pelosi said No! Protesters were let into the Capital Building, escorted by police and officials, and then charge. And the FBI plants, plus that other guy, Ray Epps, who encouraged and led the riots before backing off and vanishing. Pelosi and the Democratic officials set the trap and the Trump supporters unfortunately walked into it.

Do you drink soda?

I prefer water these days, but I always start my day with a Dew Zero. I like my soft drinks.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap things up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Stripper Pole. Don’t worry though. I probably won’t be using it. Have a good one.

Ubuntu!