Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #150
Random Twitter Q&A
August 10, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Are you prepared to tackle the day today or what?

More like an “or what?”. It’s nearly 4 am and I can’t sleep. The animals have already pissed me off and my head is pounding. I need to get out of this house and away for a day or two. I’m losing my freaking mind.

Do you like Action Movies?

I love them although I still can’t figure out how the pizza delivery guy keeps his job since he always takes so long at each delivery. Oh, wait, the wrong kind of action. My bad! Yeah, I like the fights, crashes, and drama movies too.

What would you do with a school bus if one was gifted to you?

Paint it in psychedelic colors, form a band with my family, and tour across the United States.

If money wasn’t an issue, what company do you think would be fun to work at?

I think working for WWE would be fun. I’d probably be fired rather quickly, but I’d have a ball in the short time I was employed there.

Be Honest. You just won the lottery. What’s the first thing you’re buying?

Honestly? A house to call my own decorated how I’d like it, plus to have a place to live, work, and whatever else in peace.

Is college football more fun to watch than the NFL?

College basketball is better than the pro stuff, but when it comes to football, I tend to prefer the NFL games. Unless it’s St. Andrews University playing. I’ve always enjoyed every game I’ve watched of theirs so far.

If your house was on fire and you could only save one item from your home, what would you pick?

I’d go for the pets, Mouthie, Storm, and Sparky. Yes, they get on my nerves and yes, I know that’s three items instead of one, but I can carry all three at once and I’m not leaving my fur babies behind.

You can sit down and talk Music with any living Rock Star, who are you sitting with?

Easy answer for this one. Alice Cooper.

Who taught you how to ride a bike?

I’m not sure, but probably either my Dad or my oldest brother, Steve. Most likely my Dad.

Who’s somebody you want in your corner in a horror film?

Batman. Always pick Batman.

Have you ever lived Paycheck to Paycheck?

I’ve always lived paycheck to paycheck. I’ve worked in retail and customer service for forty years, a job description not known for a high rate of pay or income level. It took finally having a leg cut off to make me financially secure where I don’t have as many financial worries.

Christmas movies or Halloween movies?

I like both. I get sentimental and nostalgic very easily. But I’m probably more of a Halloween movie guy.

If you were the illegitimate grandchild of Joe Biden, would you want to be acknowledged by that white trash family?

For financial reasons only, I’d say yes. It’s a name that involves lots of money and I’d want to get paid, while at the same time, using that name to give me access to the media and I could trash and bash that sleazoid family.

How do you handle rejection?

I just accept it and move on. I’m not petty or anything and I know I’m too much for some people to handle. It’s their loss. And I know that karma will get things right after a while. Accidents happen, right?

Where’s the best place to take a nap outside?

For me, it’s in my truck or sitting on the back porch while nursing a cold brewski, enjoying nature and the silence away from the animals and family“.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in Potions Class.

Ubuntu!