Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #2
Random Questions From X
August 23, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Welcome my friends to the Ultimate X Q&A. Yes, the beloved Questions (Not) By Casper has had a name change and will hopefully be the first of many changes and improvements to the site in the days and weeks to come. It’s the new stuff, the same as the old stuff, where I take a look at all of the random questions that come across my timeline at X, formerly known as Twitter, and give a reply. Sometimes fun, sometimes not, but always insightful. I like Q&As. What can I say? So sit back and enjoy. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

What is the worst personality type to deal with in life?

Probably the Woe Is Me, always depressed whine-ass. They’re always the victim and nothing is their fault, but none of it is their fault. They will kill a positive mood or vibe in a flash.

What’s the worst place to vacation?

Any big city. There are people there.

Who would you classify as a musical genius?

Based on the multiple numbers of instruments he played, the songs he wrote, and his ability to present and showcase those songs, I’ll go with Prince.

Fiction or nonfiction?

I’m a fan of both, but nonfiction is probably my favorite of the two.

Van Halen OR Aerosmith?

A tough call, but I’ll go with Aerosmith.

What’s the longest distance you had in a relationship?

I’m not sure, but I’m guessing about 300 miles when Chris was locked up.

What’s the greatest movie trilogy of all time?

Clerks, Clerks II, and Clerks III. Kevin Smith is a genius.

Do you hold the door for people?

I’d rather hold it closed so they can’t get in, but yes, I do hold the door for people. My parents raised me right.

What kind of President doesn’t go to Hawaii after the state burns down?

The Pedo made the trip to Hawaii, but let’s be serious. He won’t remember being there and it’s just for a media event, and nothing else.

Name the worst singer of all time.

Linda McCartney. RIP Linda, but I’ve heard the tracks where your mic was on and if Paul hadn’t loved you, you would never have been on a stage. Even Yoko sounds better.

What’s the greatest soup of all time?

Homemade vegetable soup. On a cold afternoon, nothing is better.

Who is the greatest Calvin of all time?

Calvin of the Calvin & Hobbes cartoon. ‘Nuff said!

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name an angelic choir.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. That’s the first that came to mind.

What is the greatest country of all time?

You’re living in it. Our government is corrupt, and people have lost their damn minds, but America is still the greatest country on Earth. It always will be and if you can’t agree, then just leave and see how much better things are elsewhere. Love it or leave it. We won’t miss you!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, or any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, I’m in catch-up mode today as I’ve taken the past few days off so stick around and get ready for more great stuff. I’ll see you on the funny pages. I’m Doug and you’re not. Take care.

Ubuntu!