Tossing Salt Presents:
The Ultimate X Q&A #5
Random Questions From The Land of Tweets
August 24, 2023
DougMaynard.com

It’s the Ultimate X Q&A, with lots of random questions from the world of Tweets. Let’s do this.

How do you keep your relationships with your friends strong and healthy?

Almost all of my current relationships with my friends have currently gone to shit as of late so I can’t answer this question. I have never felt so alone in my life as I have the past few weeks. I hate my life and the shit show it’s become. It’s just going through the motions and seeking either a way out or just enduring the insanity until a solution presents itself. Either that or just hand out money that I can’t afford and don’t have. I don’t know what to do.

Mask-wearing was one of the biggest scams we’ve ever seen. Do you agree?

It was never about keeping anyone safe, but instead about power and control. And the masks don’t work so yes, it is a scam.

Are we headed towards a “Civil War” if Trump is sentenced to prison?

We’re heading in that direction anyhow, but if Trump is “convicted” of these politically based fake charges, it may very well end up being the breaking point. Pray for our nation. It needs it.

You’re trapped in the last TV show you last watched. Where are you?

The last show I watched was the HBO series, Oz. So I guess that means maximin security prison for me. I’m screwed.

Are you still friends with your best friend from high school?

We still keep in touch and talk every so often so I would say yes.

There are still over four months left in 2023 but who would you say is the Booker of the Year in wrestling so far?

With the booking of The Bloodline story and The Judgement Day in WWE, it’s easily Triple H, with a nod to Paul Heyman.

If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?

Brad Williams. He could be my personal Bill Murray, just like Murray was for Dave Letterman. And my first musical guest would be Alice Cooper.

What is the number 1 rule in life?

Don’t die!

What’s the most beautiful language to listen to people speak?

I love a British or Australian accent. Even when you’re getting cussed out, it sounds sexy.

What helps you sleep at night?

I don’t know. Reading or alcohol I suppose. I rarely sleep at night and usually am up most of the night, sitting here on the computer.

What would you want your last meal to be?

A mixture of items from the buffet table at the local Chinese restaurant.

Who is the greatest barber of all time?

If you don’t say Floyd, from the Andy Griffith Show, you’re wrong.

What’s your theory on why men wear hats?

To hide their bald spot or attempt to look sophisticated. One or the other.

What are you most likely to trip over in your house in the dark?

A cat or the floor itself. Either/or.

Is eating healthy something only the rich can afford?

At this point, buying regular groceries is something only the rich can afford. Have you seen the prices in the grocery store as of late? Buying good quality, healthy food is next to impossible. It’s buy the cheap stuff, improvise and sacrifice, and hope for the best.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap it up. I’m going back to bed. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you later.

Ubuntu!