Tossing Salt Presents:
The Ultimate X Q&A #6
Random Questions from X
August 31, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?

The art of customer service and working with the public. I think, after almost 43 years of experience, I think I may know a thing or two about this subject.

Are You A Pureblood?

Nope, I’m one-thousand percent total mutt.

What’s a funny character to have on a pillowcase?

I used to have pillowcases with the X-Men on them when I was a kid. Nothing like sleeping with Wolverine pressed up against your face.

What is the best decision you ever made?

I got my leg chopped off a year and a half ago. It sucks, but the option was probably dying and that would suck. So we’ll go with that.

You can go back to 1977 for only one night to see Fleetwood Mac or The Eagles..who are you seeing?

I’ve never been a big fan of Fleetwood Mac, but the Eagles have always been awesome. Let’s go with them.

Dinner with Elon Musk or Dinner with Andrew Tate?

I’m not even sure who Andrew Tate is, but Elon seems like a cool dude. Let’s hang out with the Twitter Boss.

What’s the toughest gymnastics maneuver you’ve ever done?

My fat ass isn’t doing gymnastics, although there have been a few erotic encounters that may qualify. Let’s just say a cartwheel and leave it at that.

What’s the dumbest thing you know a friend did?

I know of many people who I consider to be friends who have done many dumb things. It’s hard to pick just one.

If you believe in reincarnation, would your tombstone read…
(RIP) or (BRB)?

Nope. Mine would probably just have some kind of smart-ass remark instead to make people either laugh or just sit there, mouth opened, and stunned. Either reaction works for me.

What’s the scariest thing you ever got in the mail?

I was summoned for Jury Duty once. And that put a chill through my body.

Have you ever ordered medication from a television commercial?

No, I only get my medication off a shelf in the store or from the pharmacy at the suggestion of my doctor.

Have you ever had a PO Box?

I did for a while when I lived in Hasty. Myself and the psycho who was my roommate at the time shared a PO Box in McColl, SC.

What is the greatest pie of all time?

I’ll go with Pecan Pie. I love those things.

Do you think a civil war is going to happen?

The way this nation of ours is headed, would not surprise me in the slightest. Bad times are coming.

Did you believe in the boogeyman when you were a kid?

I still believe in him. He’s a former WWE wrestler named Marty Wright, who is currently employed under a WWE Legend’s Deal.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up shop for today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Lemonade Stand.

Ubuntu!