Tossing Salt Presents:
The Ultimate X Q&A #8
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
September 1, 2023
DougMaynard.com

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

What career would you choose if money was not a concern to you at all?

I’d probably be a full-time writer and podcaster, I’m headed in that direction anyhow.

What is your favorite type of cake on your birthday?

I’m not big on cake anymore, but if I have to choose one, let’s go with cheesecake.

Should illegal immigrants have Constitutional Rights in America?

Constitutional rights are for citizens and not criminals who are breaking the law with their very presence in our country. So should they have legal rights? Nope.

What’s a song that you sing when you’re drunk?

There are many of them that I’ll attempt to sing, but David Allen Coe’s “You Never Even Called Me By My Name” is mandatory. It’s in the rules of being a redneck drunk.

What’s going to happen to all the homeless people in LA when the hurricane hits?

They’ll get wet.

How many tattoos do you have?

Currently, I have 2 1/2. I want more.

What is the greatest high school movie of all time?

The Breakfast Club.

When you brush your teeth, do you put water on the toothbrush before applying toothpaste, after applying toothpaste, or both?

The water comes first and then the toothpaste is applied, as it should be.

Is grapefruit a yes or no for you?

It would be a no.

What sport would you rather watch on TV: golf or soccer?

Soccer. Golf is boring, but soccer? Those guys are hot!

What is your favorite cuisine?

Something simple and easy. TV Dinners and chicken nuggets.

Do you still check your email?

Every day.

Would you rather have a robot butler or a personal assistant?

The butler would be more practical, but I’d rather have a personal assistant. I want Jarvis, from the Marvel movies. Give me Jarvis.

If you’re in line at the grocery store with a full cart and someone behind you has 1 or 2 items, do you let them go in front of you?

Of course. My mom raised me right to have manners and be respectful and courteous.

Who was your role model growing up?

I’m sure that I had one, but to be honest, I can’t remember who it would be or was. Let’s go with Mr. Rogers on the TV. He was cool!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap things up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in the dressing room at Walmart.

Ubuntu!