Tossing Salt Presents:
The Ultimate X Q&A #10
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

If you woke up and found North America didn’t exist anymore, what country would you relocate to?

If North America no longer exists, I probably wouldn’t exist either because I live in North America and have never left my continent before. So where was I when everything vanished and why didn’t I vanish along with it? Inquiring minds want to know. But to answer the question, if I was forced to live on another continent than North America and in another part of the world, I’d probably go with The Samoan Islands. They’re technically American territories, but not part of the North American continent. And besides, Samoan guys are HOT!

What is the most fun thing to do at an amusement park?

Leave and go home. Hey, I’m old with a bad foot and one leg. The appeal of walking around a bunch of screaming kids and riding rides doesn’t appeal to me much anymore. Oh, I know. I’ll go see the Freak Show. I love watching liberals in their natural environment.

Shayna Baszler says WWE has the best women’s division in all of wrestling. Yes or no?

How did a wrestling question get in here? Well, it did come from Twiter/X so I guess it belongs. As for Shayna’s comment, she’s quite right. WWE does have the best Women’s Division in pro wrestling. Charlotte, Asuka, Rhea Ripley, Bayley, Iyo Sky, Becky Lynch, Bianca Belair, Trish Stratus, etc. No other promotion even comes close.

At what age do you think “you” became you?

It’s a constant evolution and who I am changes every day and every moment so it can’t be pinpointed to one certain moment or age. But I think it all became more clear as to who I’m not in my late twenties. Let’s go with age 28.

What’s the worst thing someone can say on a first date?

So, what was your name again?

Have a personal chef or a chauffeur?

I like to cook, but I hate to drive. And in all fairness, most people hate my driving too. Let’s go with a chauffeur.

If you had an animal or plant renamed in your honor, what would you want to carry your name?

Maybe the Venus Fly Trap. No real reason, but they’re cool little meat-eating plants. I like to eat meat too so we have that in common.

What would be the title of your memoir?

It would start with the phrase, “Tossing Salt”, followed by a brief description of what the book has to offer. For my autobiography, it would be, “Tossing Salt: C-Stores, Wrestling & Life”. That works.

If you were the next Pied Piper, what animal would you want to be able to compel to follow you?

Kittens. I like kittens and they’re all sweet and cuddly.

Which movie always makes you sad?

The movie, Rent!. When Angel dies, I cry. It never fails to make the allergies act up and the eyes turn red. Collins, at the funeral, singing I’ll Cover You (Reprise). It does it every single time. Here’s the scene from the movie. You’re welcome.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s wrap things up. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Lacrosse field.

Ubuntu!