Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
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Doug Maynard

We live in a world full of questions and every so often, I’ll take the time to answer some of them. Well, five of them anyhow. I’m Doug and this is Five Questions, where all five of the questions have five answers. See how that works. Pretty cool, right? Well, let’s do this.

Five Questions:

If you could arrange a five-artist package show for a tour, who would you want as your musical acts?

My headliner would be Alice Cooper. As for the rest of the artists on the Tossing Salt Tour, I’d want Rickie Lee Jones, Struggle Jennings, Joshua Kadison, and Soce the Elemental Wizard. A lot of variety and a lot of talent, all in one great show.

The VIEW is cancelled and you’re told to find five new hosts. Who would you pick?

The View should have been canceled a long time ago. It was cool in the beginning, but since Barbara Walters left and then died, it’s become a total piece of shit show. So five new hosts? I’d do away with the all-woman cast and mix it up with men and women. The hosts would be former WWE Diva and Hall of Famer Lisa Moretti, aka Ivory, Comedian Brad Williams, former Fox News reporter Shepard Smith, Kathie Lee Gifford, and finally, as the moderator, Candace Owens.

You’re doing a reboot of the TV show FRIENDS, and you can cast whoever you want for the show. Who would you choose?

I hardly ever watched Friends, but I’ll it a shot. As Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe, I’d try Emma Watson, Amber Benson (formerly Tara on Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and Pamela Anderson. For the roles of Ross, Chandler, and Joey, I’d cast Stephen Baldwin, The Miz, and Pauly Shore. And there you go.

What are your five favorite music genres in order from 1 to 5 with 1 being your most favorite?

This is tough because I listen to all kinds of music and don’t have a strong preference. It all depends on my mood at the moment. But I think a list of genres from 5 to 1 with 1 being the most uber would go like this. Hard Rock/Metal, then Jazz/Big Band, followed by Southern Rock/Pop, The Blues, and then Classic Country taking the top spot.

Who are your five favorite Muppets.

Again, this is a tough call, but I think it would go as follows. Kermit the Frog, Bert & Ernie, Animal, Count Von Count, and Oscar the Grouch.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, I’m out of here. Take care and be well my friends, and I’ll see you later.

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