Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #34
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

What are you starting to love more as you get older?

Spankings and naps. I hated them as a kid, but now. Whip me, baby. And then, let’s go to the bedroom. I need a nap.

If there was one politician you could meet besides Trump, who would it be?

The late Senator Jesse Helms, R-NC, was the first name that came to mind. The infamous ‘Senator No’. Very conservative, very outspoken, and blunt, and I don’t think we’d agree on a single social issue, but his reputation for being good to the people of NC, regardless of race, party, gender, etc., speaks for itself. I always respected him. And if we’re talking about a current politician, former U.S. Congressman Madison Cawthorne (R-NC). I just think he’d be fun to chill with. Also, he’s cute.

Name 2 legends, from 2 different bands, that together would make an amazing album!

How about Alice Cooper and Dolly Parton? Dolly missed a great opportunity when she did her Rock Star album. A Dolly cover of an Alice song, with Alice singing along, would have been awesome. Hell, they can still do it. A concept album of good versus evil, but Alice is the angel and Dolly is the devil. It would be awesome.

Why do so many gay men make sex their entire personality?

They’re projecting a stronger character to hide their insecurities and personality flaws. It’s a wall and defense mechanism to keep others at a distance and attempt to be cooler than they truly are. Or maybe they really are that shallow and twisted in their head. They truly don’t have anything else in their lives. Different reasons for different gays.

If you could relive one day in your life, which would it be?

I won’t go into details, but it was a night at Pine Acres, many years ago, when Mr. Haney and I finally sealed the deal. Things fell apart soon afterward, but that one night was perfect. I can still remember it so vividly. I’m literally getting chills thinking about it.

How many hours of quality sleep do you need in one night to feel your best the following day?

Quality sleep? What is that? I have a cat. I don’t get quality sleep. I get two hours here, an hour there, and so on. But if I remember correctly, I think about 6 hours was what used to work best for me.

Should socks be matched by color or can you wear mismatched socks as a fashion statement?

I only wear one sock at a time, so I’m probably not the person to be answering this question. But I always preferred to have my socks match.

If you could replace all the grass in the world with one other plant, what would you choose?

I honestly can’t think of anything. I like my grass. Maybe clovers?

What’s the most impractical but cool fashion trend you’d love to see come back?

I always liked it when people dressed professionally and wore slacks, buttoned-up shirts, and ties to work. The men dressed like men and the women wore dresses or skirts. Yes, that makes me a hypocrite since all I ever wear are shorts, t-shirts, and hoodies. But I’m an unemployed slob. People used to dress nicely and take pride in their appearance. It was a better time.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up shop for today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the liquor store.

Ubuntu!