Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #57
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

If you had a hot dog and could add three toppings, what would you add?

Only three? I’d go with ketchup, mustard, and chili. Sometimes, the simplest is the best. But I’d prefer a Rabbit Dog. That’s a sausage dog with Chili, Cheese, Mustard, and BBQ. It’s good. It’s really good. Try it. You’ll like it. You’re welcome.

What random word do you hate?

I have no idea. No single word comes to mind as to be truly hateable. Maybe “Scraws” or “Screet”. It’s straws and street. It’s not the words themselves, but say the damn things correctly.

Are you a fan of cabbage rolls or not?

They’re not really my favorite food, but I don’t hate them either. I like cabbage.

What celebrity would you be least surprised to find out is an alien?

Alice Cooper. As for why, because no regular human rock star can be that talented, yet also be a good person as Alice seems to be. He has to be out of this world.

Are you a good listener?

Huh? Did you say something? I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

By the sheer awesomeness and beauty of a person’s soul – absolutely. Every time I see Eric, for example, I am mesmerized by what a cool dude he truly is.

If a man pays child support and then finds out later that the child is not his, should the woman have to pay it back?

This one is complicated and would have to be determined on a case-by-case basis. Did the woman knowingly deceive the man? What are the man’s feelings towards the woman and the child? Will the child suffer as a result of the decision? In general, I would say yes, but each situation is different, and every factor would need to be weighed in making the final decision.

Would you accept a $5,000 DOGE dividend from Elon Musk if President Trump approves?

I’m many things, but I’m not an idiot. I’ll gladly take the money.

If you had to marry your partner where you first met, where would the wedding be?

I currently don’t have a partner, but that’s due to my own issues and faults. But the man I do care for and wish was my partner in life and hopefully will be one day again if we were to marry, it would be at the Scotland County ABC store. I loved that job and I love that guy.

What is your ideal Breakfast?

That depends. Am I cooking or is someone else cooking? I think my favorite is simple. Eggs, bacon, and toast. Or chicken nuggets & tater tots. It depends on my mood.

Do you agree MSNBC’s Joy Reid and Rachel Maddow are two of the worst news “reporters” of all time?

Reid and Maddow are not reporters. They are opinion-based talking heads who lie, ramble, and have as much credibility as a mushroom, who appeal to a base audience of lefty lunatics. Reid is a racist, homophobic, low IQ piece of garbage, while Maddow, is just an actor playing a role. They’re not journalists or reporters. They’re just clowns reading a prepared script, looking for a reaction. Nothing more.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the football game.

Ubuntu!