Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #59
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

What was your favorite cereal growing up?

Growing up, it was King Vitamin, Fruit Loops, Sugar Smacks, and Trix. We had five kids, plus friends, so we always kept a variety on hand. And now, even though no one is asking, it’s Raisin Nut Crunch, Fruit Loops, and Sugar Smacks. Some things never change.

Spinach Artichoke Dip. Are you a fan, or do you prefer salsa?

No, I am not a fan. That sounds nasty. I definitely prefer salsa.

What is a food that reminds you of childhood?

Quaker Oats. I used to like it with fruit cocktail mixed in, or brown sugar. That was my go-to kid meal. And spaghetti. Dad would fix it at least once a week if Mom didn’t feel like cooking. That was his go-to dinner.

Do you support Kash Patel and Pam Bondi in taking down EVERY corrupt Democrat politician?

Every Democrat and Republican. Corruption doesn’t play party lines and neither should Patel, Bondi, and the DOJ. If they’re a crook, and most of Washington DC is, then get their asses out of office, exposed, and locked up.

Have you ever had financial problems?

I worked in retail for forty years, and now I rely on a disability check each month. Financial problems and living week to week, or month to month as it is now, are a fact of life and something I’m very familiar with. But I’ve learned how to not overspend, manage money, and live comfortably despite any money issues. It’s not always easy, but I’m smarter and better off for the struggle.

What do you think money can’t buy?

As the Beatles said, money can’t buy you love. It can rent it for a few hours, but it can’t buy the real deal. And it doesn’t buy happiness. While I would be happy to have lots of money, that would be more for the sake of convenience, to be able to look out for the people I love. It’d make things easier, but that’s about it.

Can a man love only two women and be satisfied?

What kind of question is this? Two women? Yes, your wife and your Mom. What more does a person really need? And for some, this would be satisfying. For others, not so much. It depends on the person.

Do you struggle to find happiness?

The past few years have been rough. I won’t lie about that. And every day is a challenge and struggle. Am I happy? No, I’m not. I tend to overthink, letting my anxieties and worries dominate my spirit and mood. But I know there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and where it matters most, I’m a very fortunate man. The only thing that prevents me from being happy is myself. Once I get past that, happiness will be the rule of the day and mine to grasp. It’s a work in progress, but I’m working on it and getting there.

Have you ever used a fake ID?

I was going to say no, but yeah, one time, I did. An incredible guy I know asked me to take his GED test for him, so I did. I got the fake ID and for a couple of days, I was him. It went off without a hitch, and I even scored honors for the dude. Those were some wild times.

Do you have any items you saved from childhood?

In an old trunk in my Mom’s bedroom, there are my first pair of shoes, all of my report cards from growing up, and even my Dapper Dan doll from when I was a baby. That was a doll designed to help with learning to tie shoes, button buttons, zip zippers, etc. I think some of my old GI Joes are in there too.

What is one skill everyone should learn?

Just one? Cooking. It’s embarrassing to me to see kids in their teens who can’t do basic cooking. I’m not talking about Lasagna, or Stuffed Peppers, but can’t even fix Mac & Cheese or the most basic of foods. I was in the kitchen with my folks learning the basics when I was 7 years old. And there are adults out there who can’t fix their meals or do anything besides microwaves or McDonalds. It’s damn sad.

Name something in your house that makes a lot of noise.

My baby boy, my cat, Mouthie. Yes, it’s a weird name, but he earned every bit of it. The boy likes to talk… a lot!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Lost Saucer.

Ubuntu!