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Elon’s E-Mail – 5 Accomplishments
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Doug Maynard

By now, we’ve all heard about the e-mail that Elon Musk and the Office of Personal Management sent to federal employees, asking them to bullet-point and list five things that they accomplished this past week at their job, tagging their managers in the reply. And if no reply is received, considered as a resignation.

Being able to list five points about your job should be an easy thing if you’re actually doing your job and have accomplishments to point to. But it seems that many of the targeted federal employees would rather complain and play the victim instead of taking five minutes up to reply to the e-mail and be done with it. It kind of makes you think, doesn’t it?

But anyhow, in response to Musk’s e-mail request, even though I am not a Federal employee, I have decided to respond. Five tasks of note that I have accomplished over the past seven days. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Let’s do this.

My Five Accomplishments of the Past Week.

1. 22 Posts, including The Ultimate X Q&A, The Ultimate Wrestling Q&A, and others, for my site, DougMaynard.com. That’s well over 200-plus questions answered in various formats.
2. Five doctor appointments, plus one home health care visit in regards to my foot and other various ailments.
3. Six loads of laundry, including sheets, blankets, and pillowcases, washed dried, folded, and put away.
4. At least twenty posts on Facebook or Twitter, via posts, memes, or replies, where I’ve poked the bears and intentionally made fun of or pissed off woken liberal goofs.
5. I have held, petted, talked to, sang to, and loved on my cat at least a hundred or more times, whenever he desires attention.

And add to that all of the time I’ve spent watching YouTube, formulating ideas for possible future fan fiction stories, replying to e-mails and texts, walking to the mailbox, taking out the trash, mopping up cat pee, and plotting a takeover of the world, and moping over a certain sexy guy that I miss very much, I’ve been a busy bee. I think my job is safe and hopefully, Elon won’t cancel my X account.

And I guess that covers that. I’ll be back later with more stuff. Be well, my friends and have a great one. I’ll see you at the tax shelter.

Ubuntu!