Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #62
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

Do you make your bed every day?

I straighten up my blanket on top of the bed. Does that count?

Describe Joy Reid in two words.

Race-baiting Phoney.

Can you read/write cursive?

I can do both. I have skills.

What does the world need most right now? Just one word.

GUTS! And even Alice Cooper agrees.

What was something that you thought was “a rich people” thing when you were a kid?

Swimming pools, two-car families, and mobile phones.

WTF is wrong with Kanye West?

He’s a narcissistic jackass with obvious mental issues.

Is it possible for a black person to be a racist?

Look at the before-mentioned Joy Reid. Anyone who believes a person is inferior or less of a person because of the color of their skin is racist. Racism and ignorance come in all colors.

Write a Doomsday story in 4 words.

New President Kamala Harris.

Were you popular in high school?

Nope. I was one of those guys who knew everyone, and everyone knew me, but my circle was small, and I was the oddball nerd and weird dude. I didn’t come out of my shell until after school when I was working at Convenient Food Mart for Jimmy Lee.

What’s a small, simple pleasure that makes your day better?

A text from my bro or a hug from my dude. Either one makes the troubles go away and makes all things better.

Would you rather see Adam Schiff in jail or Ilhan Omar get deported?

Schiff and his pencil neck self belong in an orange jumpsuit, locked up for life. Send that clown to prison.

If you could only communicate using movie quotes, which movie would you pick?

It’s a tough choice between the Naked Gun movies or Airplane. So, I’ll use the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why the hell not?

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Chicken Coop.

Ubuntu!