Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #63
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

Name something you can buy beginning with a “W”.

Watermelons, whistles, and Willy Wonka Bars.

Would you pull the trigger on someone if you had to?

If I had to protect myself or my friends/family, I most surely would.

Should you be allowed to shoot someone if they break into your home?

If someone breaks into my home, I’m shooting them, allowed or not. If they value my possessions more than their life, that’s their stupidity. FAFO. ‘Nuff said!

Why do kids have to learn about Greek mythology in sixth grade? What is the purpose?

Is this actually being taught? I remember in 5th and 5th grade, I loved mythology and read every book and story I could find. It was never a school thing, but I loved the stories, the characters, and the historical factor. I’m still a big fan even today. I don’t know if it’s being taught, but it’s great reading and I’d encourage every kid to check out some Greek mythology. The stories are excellent.

What is your favorite flavor of chips?

Plain Ruffles. Because Ruffles have ridges and ridges have flavor. I think that’s how the commercial went. But plain chips are my favorites. If I want extra flavoring, I’ll use dip.

Do you support abolishing ALL property tax in America?

That sounds fair to me. After all, you buy something, pay for it, own it, but then have to keep paying for it to say it belongs to you. That doesn’t make much sense at all. If I buy a house, why can the Government force me to pay extortion to keep what’s mine, or else risk losing my house because they weren’t getting their piece of the money? I fully support this idea.

Are you ok with Dan Bongino being the deputy director of the FBI?

The guy has an extensive background in law enforcement, plus was a member of the Secret Service protection for both Presidents Obama and Bush. He’s qualified and he doesn’t like lawfare bullshit. I’m glad to see him being given some power. Let Adam Schiff beware.

Would you rather be the head of a company or the head of a cult?

I don’t want to be the head of anything. That’s what my bro is here for. He could run things while I take a good position as a consultant and advisor. But if I had to make a choice and do one, I think The Cult would be more entertaining. Just don’t drink the Kool-Aid and we’d all be happy little campers. It’s the Cult of Dougieality! Yeah, In Living Colour is probably going to sue me for that. But I would rather have a devoted group of followers rather than deal with a business. Less paperwork.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Chicken Coop.

Ubuntu!