Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #78
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

In your personal opinion, was ROCKY the best film released in 1976?

While Rocky is a decent movie, it’s not the best movie of 1976. I had to google, but also coming out that year were Carrie, The Omen, and The Bad News Bears. All three of those, in my opinion, are better movies.

Wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig?

I think I’d go with the wig. I’d rock that motherfucka!

What’s your most embarrassing grooming habit?

I forget to shave sometimes and end up looking homeless. Not shaving and letting my hair grow long and shaggy when I wait too long between haircuts. I think that would be it.

What’s a movie you loved as a kid but realize isn’t so great now?

Probably all the Godzilla movies. I was always a fan of the giant lizard with the radioactive bad breath, but the movies are not really all that great. I loved them as a kid, but now, they’re still watchable, but just barely.

If you could swap voices with anyone, who would it be?

Vincent Price. He always had the coolest voice and way of speaking.

What’s a weird quirk you have that you think no one else does?

I cut wrestling promos on my pets. They just look at me like I’m crazy, but I’ll be talking to them, cutting a promo that would make CM Punk jealous. That might be considered a little weird.

If you were an alien visiting Earth for the first time, what would confuse you the most?

Why are biological men claiming to be women? And why are people agreeing with them when it’s so damn obvious that they’re not.

Do you actually know how to change a car tire?

I once had a paper route that consisted of nothing but country, dirt roads, and rural settings. A flat tire was a regular occurrence more often than not. And yes, I could change it in a matter of minutes. At the time, I was NASCAR pit Crew ready.

What is one driving tip that you think everyone should follow?

If the sun isn’t up yet, use your damn headlights. Just because you can see doesn’t mean that everyone can see you.

Are You Team Reese’s or Team Kit Kat?

I like chocolate and peanut butter. Team Reese’s all the way.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in math class.

Ubuntu!