Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #83
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s Ultimate X Q&A. Let’s do this.

What death of a famous person upset, shocked, or devastated you the most?

The deaths of Joan Rivers and Waylon Jennings both made me tear up and drop a tear or three. Waylon, due to his health issues, weren’t unexpected, but it still hurt. As for Joan, it just seemed as if she would live forever, and then, she was gone. Very sad.

How many eggs do you use when you make breakfast?

Am I cooking just for myself or more than one person? Most likely, if they’re smaller, I’ll go with three eggs. If they’re larger, I’ll scramble up two.

Would you rather be the smartest human in the world or the wealthiest?

Brains are overrated, so show me the money.

Which is harder for you? Moving on, letting go, or starting over?

Letting go. It takes a while to make a strong commitment and connection for me, but it takes hell and high water for me to let go. When I finally do, it’s over. I’ll go with the starting over concept. I hate change and always have.

What makes a man instantly unattractive?

Being an idiot, racist, or bully. Anything else, I can deal with and handle. Being a liar is pretty much unforgivable as well.

Would you rather speak with animals or be able to communicate in any foreign language?

I’d rather speak to the animals. They tend to be better people than most people anyhow and far better to relate and talk to.

What do you believe everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime?

All good-looking, sexy guys should experience gay sex at least once, with me. Aside from that, I think everyone should work in customer service or retail for at least a year. If people had the experience of being on the other side of that register or counter, they would be more respectful and know how to behave in public. Then again, with most people, maybe not.

If you voted for Trump, do you identify more as MAGA or a Republican?

Technically, I’m registered as a DemocRAT, but that’s only because I’m too damn lazy to change my registration. But the last time I actually supported or voted for a Democrat, I can’t even remember. It’s been a lifetime or two. I don’t know which fits me better, MAGA or Republican. I support President Trump, but I don’t do labels. I’m Doug, nothing more.

You can make a crossover movie with any two Universal monsters. Who are you choosing?

Dracula versus The Wolfman. Yeah, it’s been done, but since all Hollyweird knows these days are reboots, and since Dracula and The Wolfman are both classic monsters with strong histories, it could be another Edward versus Jacob story, but with classic characters as part of the twist. Yeah, that works for me.

WWE is officially hiring new writers & producers. Are you interested?

Only if I can work from home and work online. I’m not traveling or dealing with people in public settings anymore. My anxiety couldn’t handle it.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Cow Palace.

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