Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #106
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. It’s number 106. Let’s do this.

Jason has been to space, New York, and in the dreams. Where should he go next?

Washington, DC. Jason goes to Congress. And let the slaughter begin. Admit it. It’d make for one hell of a fantastic Friday the 13th movie. And it would give new meaning to the term, ‘Slashing the budget!’

You’re in hell. What’s on TV?

So, this is what the Kardashians are like? Followed by The View. Damn, no sin is bad enough to justify this torture.

If someone enters your country illegally, finds work, has children, and contributes to society, should they still be deported?

If they have made no efforts to rectify their status and apply for citizenship the right way, then I hate it, but actions have consequences. They’re still illegal and should be deported.

Name something better than money.

Respect, love, and a strong, firm hug.

On a scale from 1 to 10, what would you rate President Trump’s first 100 days?

He’s done exactly what he said that he would do and promised. One can’t expect or ask for more than that. I’d give him an 8. He still hasn’t released the Epstein names and videos yet and we’re waiting. Aside from that, thumbs up!

What Hollywood celebs because of their rhetoric you can no longer watch their movies?

I don’t watch Jack Black, Robert DeNiro, or Bette Midler movies anymore. I was a fan of both Black and Midler, but now that they’ve shown their true colors and what reprehensible people they truly are, I can’t stand to watch them or hear their voices.

A friend loans you $100 to gamble and you win $500,000 how much are you giving your friend?

It depends on which friend it is, but probably ten grand at least.

What’s your “dance like nobody’s watching” song?

I don’t dance regardless of who is or isn’t watching. But my Shake and Shimmy song? How about this Rolling Stones classic?

What’s your favorite kind of museum to visit?

The Museum of Life & Science in Durham, NC, has always been one of my favorites. They had everything from planes to dinosaur bones to live animals. It’s just a fascinating and awesome place.

What causes are you passionate about?

I have issues with drug use, sexual exploitation of children, and helping the homeless. I used to work at a Food Bank and was heavily into feeding the hungry. And I love animals.

How would your 10-year-old self react to what you do now?

He’d probably shake his head, frown a little bit, and let out a heavy sigh.

If you could do anything, besides what you’re doing now, what would you do?

I’d be working 40 hours a week at the local ABC store, chilling with my bro, and being a smart-ass to my husband, telling him to get his ass to bed before he falls asleep in the chair.

What’s your favorite board game?

I haven’t played a real board game in a long, long time. I used to be pretty passionate about Monopoly. I love to own motels.

What’s your favorite family memory?

A good one was when my sister lived in Coats, NC, and a friend of mine and I drove down there one Thanksgiving morning. We spent the day with Lynn and her friends, had a good time, ate too much, and then drove back home so I could work that night.

You wake up one day and realize you are as famous as Tom Cruise or Beyonce. How do you think you’d handle it?

I wouldn’t handle it well. I don’t mind being popular around town, but the kind of fame that they deal with would be too much. I’d lock myself away in my house and have a nervous breakdown.

Is it true that Easter chocolate is better than regular chocolate?

I’ve never really made any kind of comparison to know one way or the other. I like the Easter chocolate pretty well though.

Who do you most like spending time with and why?

I love to spend time with my infamous bro, his family, and my future ex-husband, Eric. Other people tend to suck!

Who’s on your Mount Rushmore for cartoon characters of all time?

All time? I’d go with Bugs Bunny, Stewie Griffin, Mickey Mouse, and Popeye the Sailor Man.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Intervention.

Ubuntu!