I found this in an old notebook belonging to my sister. I don’t know if she wrote it or found it somewhere and copied it down. She evidently had it for a while. Based on the advertising slogans, I think it’s from the ’70s. I don’t know for sure, but I thought it was cool and wanted to share.

God

God is like Bayer Aspirin
He works wonders
God is like Pepsi
He’s got a lot to give
God is like Ford
He’s got a better idea.
God is like Dial Soap
He gives around the clock protection
God is like Coke
He’s the real thing
God is like Pan American
He makes the going great
God is like Scope
He keeps you fresh all day
God is like Hallmark
He cares enough to send the very best.

RIP Denise Lynn Maynard Stokes, 1960 – 2023. I miss you, Lynn.