Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #113
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. My, how the time has flown by. It’s number 113. Let’s do this.

If you could only pick one music genre to listen to forever, what would it be?

This is tough because I listen to all types of music of almost every genre, depending on my mood at the time. Only listening to one type would really cut my listening time down by a great deal. One kind though? Rock & roll.

What’s the most sinful thing you’ve done in a house of worship?

Not actually in the church, but in a warehouse next to the church, I used to use that building to meet up with people for booty calls. Would that count?

How long was your longest relationship?

The on again/off again deal with Chad went for almost six years, while a similar deal with Joey lasted nearly seven years. And Eric, that was around 8-9 months.

Have you ever had a crush on a coworker?

Yes, I did. But he was too young, too straight, and too cool a dude to take advantage of, damn it! And workplace relationships usually don’t work very well.

If the world were ending tomorrow, what would you spend all your savings on?

Cheap booze and some good food.

In your opinion, is racism getting better or worse?

Worse. People keep thinking they’re entitled and rules don’t apply to them because of their race. Newsflash: The same rules apply to everyone, and nobody owes you anything. I could go on a long rant here, but I’ll suffice it to just say yes.

Back in the day, did you ever party all night and still go to work?

Many, many times. Hell, I worked third shift for a long time, so I would party, go to work, and then back to the party in the morning when I got off work. I would never miss work, but I wouldn’t let work interfere with my socializing and drinking either. It was a wild time.

Have you ever owned or slept on a waterbed?

I’ve never had one, but a friend of mine did when I was a teenager. I often stayed at his house and slept on that bed many times. It was ‘tres cool.

What’s a quote or saying that always lifts your spirits?

“It’s your duty to shake your booty!” – The Disco Inferno.

Who is the single greatest fictional mom you grew up watching on TV?

Roseanne. She was the most real of the TV Moms that I remember.

Are you scared of getting old?

Old and alone. Yes.

Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

Yes. For one special guy, I’m in love and want to spend the rest of my life married to the guy. I screwed that up though.

Would you report an illegal immigrant to ICE for $100?

Are we talking cash money? Unless he can give me a better deal, yes.

What do you want on your tombstone?

How about “Cool dude!”. Yeah, that works for me.

Would you eat a Big Mac?

If someone else would go to McDonald’s and get it for me, yes. Otherwise, no, because I’m on a personal boycott of McDonald’s. Screw that damn clown!

Are dogs able to detect bad people?

If a dog or a cat doesn’t like a person, that person is bad news. It really is that simple. They know.

Beef pasta or shrimp pasta? What will be your choice & why?

Beef pasta because I don’t eat seafood.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the pig pickin’.

Ubuntu!