Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #130
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. My, how the time has flown by. It’s number 130, and I’m still standing. Let’s do this.

If you had to give Los Angeles a theme song, what would it be?

I’m having a hard time thinking of one. Songs about stupid idiots aren’t very common on my usual playlists. Let’s keep it simple with a classic by The Bloodhound Gang, Fire Water Burn.

Should burning the American flag, be protected by free speech?

If it is your flag, your property, and you own it, then yes, it is protected by free speech. But then again, a punch to the face for being stupid should be protected by free speech too. Actions have consequences.

Are you scared about flying on a plane?

I’ve never done it so I can’t say for sure one way or the other. But I will admit that the thought of a plane ride does not make me smile.

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

Yes, I have. It is not a pleasant experience.

What excuse have you recently used to avoid doing something?

I don’t make excuses anymore. If I don’t want to do something, I just don’t. I have used looking after Mom and my health as excuses in the past, but they’re not so much excuses as just reality.

Have you ever lied about your age to gain access to a bar or nightclub?

Nope, I can’t say that I have. I’ve never been a fan of clubs or bars, so it’s never been necessary.

Have you ever forgotten your wallet when you were scheduled to pay for a meal?

Nope, I never have. Why? Do you think I should?

What’s the best double bill of a concert or gig you ever saw?

Operation Rock & Roll. It was a multi-band concert with Alice Cooper, Savatage, Metal Church, Dangerous Toys, and Judas Priest. And it was amazing!

What’s a lost skill that nobody seems to remember how to do anymore?

Cook. It’s all microwaves and instant meals out of a box now. Real food and real cooking is a lost art for sure. But I can still do it. My Dad, Mom, and Grandma taught me well.

Should cigarette smoking and vaping be completely banned?

Nope. It’s a personal choice, and besides, the government gets way too much tax revenue to permanently ban or outlaw them.

Would you rather not be able to eat french fries or not be able to eat pizza?

I’m not really a big fry guy, but I do like pizza. Get rid of the fries.

If you had to lose your hands or your feet, which would you choose?

I’d give up my feet. I’ve already lost one and I’m pretty proficient with a prosthetic and a wheelchair, so I’d be okay. I need my hands to write, do things, and pet my cat. Take the foot.

Is there a correlation between violent video games and real-world violence?

I think so, yes. Playing the videos blurs the lines between fantasy and reality, and can decrease sensitivity and empathy. Not for all, but for someone who already has mental issues, excessive violence can and will make a difference.

You are offered $10M, but you can never speak to any family member ever again. Would you take it?

As sad as it is to say, at this point in my life, I’d probably take the money and go. The people who matter most to me, my real family in my heart, are not blood-related. I love my blood family, but I don’t particularly like them most of the time, and if it wasn’t for the sake of blood and responsibility, I most likely would have left years ago. I think we all would be better in our lives and happier.

Who is the best overall showman? Prince, Michael Jackson, or Freddie Mercury?

Well, none of them are Alice Cooper, but of the four listed, I would give a shout-out to my boy, Chris, and say, Michael Jackson.

Have you ever tried to punch someone in the face because of what they’ve done?

I not only tried, but I succeeded. Don’t piss off the Dougie.

Do you believe it is possible to inflate a balloon when underwater?

I’ve never tried, but thinking about it, I think it could most likely be done.

Would you rather have a jerk for a customer service rep who did a good job with results or a really nice customer service rep who did a bad job in terms of results?

I’ll take the jerk who can get things accomplished. I can deal with a jerk. Hell, I used to be a jerk sometimes, or so I’ve been told. I want results and to get things done.

As a kid, what was your favorite color?

It was black and purple, the same as it is now. Plus, hot pink.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at Pop’s.

Ubuntu!