Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #132
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. My, how the time has flown by. It’s number 132, and I’m still standing. Let’s do this.

Do animals deserve legal protection?

If someone abuses or mistreats animals, they need to face the consequences. That’s a no-brainer. Most animals are better people than most people and deserve love and protection.

Would you rather prepare your own lunch or have snack boxes delivered to your workplace?

While having the occasional meal delivered is nice, I prefer to look after myself and fix my own.

Does true love still exist?

It’s rare, hard to find, and even harder to keep, but yes, it is real and does exist.

What are the three scents you like?

Freshly cut grass, rain on the wind, and the clean, soapy smell of a man fresh from the shower.

What is your favorite sleeping position of all time?

On my side, curled up, like the little spoon.

What do YOU put your baked potato?

I don’t often eat baked potatoes, but if I do add anything, I’ll add ketchup. I’m a simple man with simple tastes.

If you could live forever, would you?

Nope. To watch others pass, lose friends, pets, family, etc., while I continue to live on would be absolute hell. Plus, I’d get bored after a while.

What’s your favorite Vampire movie?

The original Dracula, starring Bela Lugosi, of course. And, don’t tell anyone, but I’ve rewatched Twilight a few times. But, not for the vampires. Team Jacob all the way.

Should they remake The Hulk TV series?

Nope. Hulk is a character best used in small doses. A TV series would be too much.

Do you think drivers have the right to run over protestors who are illegally blocking roadways and attacking their cars?

If someone is blocking the road and threatening me, they’re not people anymore. They’re criminals and terrorists and should be dealt with accordingly. So, right or not, I’m hitting my gas pedal and they’re speed bumps. Nothing more.

Does anyone actually like Spinach?

Popeye, the Sailor Man. He seems to have a strong fondness for it. I think he’s the only one though.

How close are we to WW3?

Not as close as we were during the previous Presidential Administration, but still far too close for comfort.

Should all police officers be required to wear body cameras?

Dash cams for the cars and body cams for the officers, that can not be muted and are kept on for ALL interactions. YES!

If you could meet anyone in this world today, who would you meet?

Today, as in at this moment? I’d meet JK Rowling, the creator of the Harry Potter books. I had an idea for a fan-fic story involving that genre while I was napping earlier today, and while I wrote down my ideas and made notes, I’d love to get her advice and ideas about my possible future story.

Where would you relocate if you were forced to leave the country?

I like it here in the United States and would not want to leave. But, if I had to, probably somewhere in Europe, probably the UK, so I could still speak the language properly, and reinforce the idea of “crazy Yanks” to the English people.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at Pop’s.

Ubuntu!